trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds
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trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds
the US operation in Iran
How many days until Elon suggests *only he* can solve this problem?
(Tie-breaker question: will he propose building a tunnel for the ships with the Boring Company, or using SpaceX to fly the oil to its destination?)
I couldn't afford an AI companion, so I got a Magic 8 Ball to carry around with me and now we're in love.
Kawhi: "Hey, a fight" 🤣
Kiss of death for ol' Jakey. Everything Trump's touches turns to rotting garbage
kind of makes you wonder why they take it out of the ground in the first place!!
put the pipes in the ground, simple as
sure would be a shame if anything happened to that long, stationary, very explosive target
Have they considered building a series of pipes, a line of pipes, you could say, through which the oil could be pumped?
Operation Epic Fury Road
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
He volunteered for alien abduction and scientific probing. His sacrifice will always remain in our memories🥹
s&p up 700 tomorrow eod after trump tweets "using magic to spontaneously materialize oil to REPLACE what was lost! wizard of the dark woods knows a GOOD DEAL when he sees one! oman owes us a favor!"
Counterpoint: Iran should then respond by officially recognizing it as The Strait of Pedophiles
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
every time i repost a joke about butlerian jihad i turn to my ipad and whisper "not you baby. youre different"
Asian markets can’t hurt you if you don’t look at them. Just pretend they’re not real.
i don’t even own a car but i am on my third trip to the gas station to fill my bathtub with gasoline
Just because your not allowed within 100 yards of a playground doesn't mean they don't exist.
The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.
Strategy is fundamentally all about developing a sophisticated theory of the mind of one’s opponent.
With MAGA’s Iran Adventure, guess we’re going to see what a modern war almost totally devoid of anything we’d call “strategy” looks like.
I will simply drink less crude oil
They should make a TV show that's just more of Better Call Saul. Only it's not more seasons of Better Call Saul because the story was the correct length, and it's not rewatching Better Call Saul because it's new content, and it's not a spinoff, but it's still somehow more of Better Call Saul. Yknow?
“soy right deep state blob” is as cursed a string of monosyllables as has ever been written in the English language
WOW: Shamwow Guy Calls GOP Sham, Now
Shamwow Guy: Stop GOP Sham Now
and so on and so forth
Crest toothpaste executive placing an insider trader bet on polymarket that 9 out of 10 dentists will prefer Crest
Alberta Federation of Labour (AFL) call province wide protest for Friday, 29 May 2026.
#Alberta #AbPoli #AbLeg
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time traveler from 12 months from now just sent me this
