Stauchabilly

Bottle in front of me?

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Mitch Hedberg is one of my favorites

bet he wont even respond to this because he's scared

Time for 3 more screwdrivers

You can never have too much ballroom

we used to live in an apartment with carpeted stairs and I used to slip down them on my ass and crumple at the bottom every time I dared wear new socks

Trix should have done this years ago

I fall for it every time

Now this got me wondering if they have one of John Carradine in a lab coat

that gift is Priceless

Someone is a lover, not a fighter

we bought it in tubs. the melon flavor has been our favorite

Fallout 3

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The whole cast is great at what they do

lets make news organizations financially liable for what they report as truth

I was confused at first because my brain went to Jerry Lee Lewis first

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this is all I could hear

dont want to take a guy like that for granite

Im pretty sure this is a royal Kludge. Really nice brand

Miming guitar and grabbing people noses with your feet are both hot skills

Cant wait to hear dracula talk in adam sandler’s goat voice one more time

Is it Jim Gaffigan? “Whatever seacow”

Needs an anime too

Love me some Elvis!

Thats a load off my mind!

“Stay in and smoke grass”

This is very scary

but what pedal?

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Hate to break it to them…