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Joan De La Haye

@joandelahaye

Author of dark & twisted thrillers featuring dangerous women, assassins, and survivors who fight back—violently. www.joandelahaye.com

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The revolution has a flavour... and it tastes like betrayal. 🍷⚔️
Step into 1789 Paris with my new short story, When The Blade Falls. It’s a dark, punchy dive into the French Revolution where a duel of honour is actually a deadly trap.

Get it for $0.99: www.books.joandelahaye.com/WhenTheBlade...

05.01.2026 10:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And I'm running low on the fuckdust ...
#FridayFunny

02.01.2026 10:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wicked Little Waltz: A Dark New Year’s Eve Thriller Set in Vienna New Year’s Eve Is a Lie And Other Dangerous Things We Tell Ourselves at Midnight Most people treat New Year’s Eve like a promise. A reset.A clean slate.Champagne, fireworks, kisses at midnight, and…

Midnight is a lie.
New Year’s Eve is the perfect cover for murder.
New blog post inspired by Wicked Little Waltz → joandelahaye.com/2025/12/31/w...

31.12.2025 08:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Proof that the Naughty List has a much more aggressive enforcement division this year.

#FridayFunny

26.12.2025 08:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yep! Living the dream ...
Happy Halloween!

#FridayFunny

31.10.2025 10:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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[FREE FULL AUDIOBOOK] Deployment alert! The full AI-narrated short story, SHADOWS OF IRON, is now live on YouTube. 1 hour of military sci-fi thriller action. Start the series for free. LISTEN NOW: youtu.be/awq3alEYVHo

22.10.2025 11:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🚨 Plot twist: Your next favourite read is FREE.
Over 170 crime and thriller books by 140 authors—all free, today only.
📚 Stuff your Kindle before it’s too late: stuffyourkindlecrime.com

#SYKCrime #CrimeFiction #ThrillerReads #DarkFiction #FREEBOOKS

22.10.2025 06:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This short story is pure adrenaline, corporate betrayal, and explosive payback. Start the Daughters of Iron series today for less than a cup of combat coffee! www.books.joandelahaye.com/ShadowsofIron

#DaughtersOfIron #ThrillerRelease #DarkFiction #FemaleProtagonist #CyberpunkThriller

20.10.2025 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NEW MISSION: Shadows of Iron
Shanghai, 2036. Surveillance. Betrayal. Blood.
Three women walk into a kill box—and walk out legends.
Survival is the only victory.
$0.99 now.
www.books.joandelahaye.com/ShadowsofIron

#DaughtersOfIron #DarkThriller #WomenWhoFightBack
#newRelease

18.10.2025 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My disappointment is immeasurable, and my nap is ruined. Get back to the petting.

#caturday

18.10.2025 11:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Turns out, taunting the witch was not as fun as they said. Now accepting applications for a lily pad with a view.

#FridayFunny

17.10.2025 10:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎃 Trick or Treat Flash Sale!
From 10–12 October only, get 60% off all my horror titles—the ones that bite.
Use code GZNJIXNA at checkout.

Stock up on the nightmares here: www.books.joandelahaye.com

#HorrorSale #DarkFiction #IndieAuthor #HorrorBooks #DarkReads #BookSale #DirectStore #BookDeals

10.10.2025 08:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Onward, buttercup—Friday has arrived, and so has our appointment with delightful debauchery. 🐾⚔️🍷

#FridayVibes

03.10.2025 10:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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FREE HORROR ALERT! 🚨
Shadows is FREE on all platforms until October 6th!
Can you handle a book that’s "Genuinely Disturbing, in Some Cases Distasteful, and Creepy as Hell..."?
Don't pay a penny to be scared out of your mind. 👻👇
www.books.joandelahaye.com/Shadows

02.10.2025 09:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just once, I want a checkbox that says ‘Mostly human but fueled by caffeine.’ ☕🤖
#fridayfunny

26.09.2025 08:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🔥📚 Free Books Alert!
The Fireside Book Café Book Blast is live — with over 100 free books across a ton of genres just waiting to fill your e-reader. Crime, romance, fantasy, thrillers, horror… there’s something for everyone.
Grab your freebies:
debbie52767.wixsite.com/fireside-boo...

26.09.2025 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Apparently, the dreamcatcher doesn’t just catch dreams… it catches dark lords of the lounge too. 😼🖤

#caturday

20.09.2025 10:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who needs to be paranoid when you can just be thorough?
#FridayFunny

19.09.2025 10:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🥮✨ NEW RELEASE ✨🥮
Shanghai. Mid-Autumn Festival. Lanterns, mooncakes… and one very dangerous rooftop job.
Marin’s latest holiday hit is live.
Bitter Little Mooncake – fast, dark, and razor-sharp.
📚 Grab it now: www.books.joandelahaye.com/BitterLittle...

#NewBookRelease #ThrillerBooks

18.09.2025 11:14 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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When you can’t decide if it’s a sneeze, a yawn, or a heavy metal solo. 🤘🐾

#caturday

13.09.2025 11:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Introvert rule #1: If I didn’t invite you, you don’t exist. Even if you’re dead. Especially if you’re dead. 🚷👻

#fridayfunny

12.09.2025 10:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty much.
#wine

11.09.2025 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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💔 Roses are red, violets are blue, Marin’s got a target... and YOU need this read.
⚡ Snarky. Fast-paced. Dangerously fun.
📚 Deadly Little Valentine is now only $0.99!
www.books.joandelahaye.com/DeadlyLittle...

08.09.2025 07:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'll never look at avos the same way.

#FridayFunny

05.09.2025 09:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Finally, a prescription plan I can actually stick to. 🍷 Side effects may include forgetting where I left my glass (hint: it’s empty), questionable texts, and convenient memory loss.

#FridayFunny #Wineoclock

29.08.2025 12:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So ... About that kid with the sock puppet ...
Ja ... Anyway ...

26.08.2025 10:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cute Belly! Touch at your own peril.

#Caturday

23.08.2025 14:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On any given day, I'm probably a mix of both, but with a smidge more Manson for a little added spice.
How about you?

#Marilyn #WhichMarilynareyou #FridayThoughts #FridayFunny #MarilynMonroe #MarilynManson

22.08.2025 10:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bitch, please! Eye of the Tiger, my fluffy little butt. It's Eye of the Mini Panther!
#caturday

16.08.2025 09:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sure, they might destroy cities, crush cars, and wipe out entire crews… but they know their worth. My kind of scary bitches. #FridayFunny

15.08.2025 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0