Mouse Wisdom

🐭 Science doesn’t know anything for sure. Apart from that salmon is delicious.

“When I was eight, I hadn’t flown anywhere near as much as you have.”
🐭 Well, airplanes weren’t as much of a thing back then.

hOW DO YOU INVERT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN? Do you mean upside down? Or with the colours inverted so black becomes white, blue becomes yellow? Colors (not coluors)

This mouse has got some cheek honestly

“Look, you got an ‘awesome’ on your homework!”
🐭 Great! I’m glad you didn’t make me mess it up this time.

“You’re really good at maths.”
🐭 Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

🐭 I’m going to practise my viola. Your ears will bleed.

(To the computer)
🐭 I don’t WANT to update Java! I like it how it is!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
🐭 Everyone’s so nice here! Unlike where we live. Geez.

“Do you want to shower before me?”
🐭 I’m a kid. I don’t smell.

“Do you know what twins are called when they’re not identical? Begins with an F…”
🐭🐹 Fraudulent!

A fuzzy fabric box of green toy pickles with little faces on them. The box says “Emotional Support Pickles”.

🐭 I’ve called my emotional support pickles Bob, Taylor, Wesley, Thea and Destroyer of Worlds.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.

"I wonder if it would be rude to ask your friend's mum if you can go to their house."
🐭 Well I don't know. Check the rude-ipedia.

🐭 I like the simple life. Wake up, go to school, come home, play Roblox.

“Why did you want to play chess with me and not Daddy?”
🐭 ‘Cause you’re easier.

🐭 Someone in the chat said "Mousieworld, you ate"! (That means something good, by the way)

🐭 When did you buy a bucket of cheese and throw it at the ceiling?!

[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]

🐭 You can’t eat an entire stick of butter. Believe me, I’ve tried.

“Can I put something on the television?”
🐭 If it’s not inappropriate.
“I don’t think there’s anything inappropriate about Murder She Wrote.”
🐭 What I mean is something not so much about murder.

Clearly this was testing their patience

🐱I’m scared of blood.
“Yeah, it’s not a nice thing to see.”
🐭 Tastes good, though.

🐭 Is the US the country with the most athletes?
“Yes, and they’ve also won the most medals.”
🐭 Beginners’ luck.

🐭 See a penny, pick it up
🐭 All the day you won’t throw up

🐭 I don’t mean offence, Granny, but… were you around during castle times?

“Look at the size of your business class seat - it’s like a tiny apartment!”
🐭 Well, we ARE in New York.

🐭 Want to see the world’s richest cat?

🐭 Daddy, can you get me some watermelon?
🐭 Daddy, can you show me a magic trick?
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some milk? Are you okay?
"I'm tired!"
🐭 Well you should go to bed earlier.

🐭 Daddy, do you know what “the f-word” is?
“Haha, maybe ‘fiddle’? ‘Fish sticks’? ‘Fumble’?”
🐭 No! It’s “fuck”! :D

Girl Scouts explaining the idea of charity.
“Do you know some families don’t have enough food in the house for everyone to have dinner?”
🐥 Oh, we had that once. We had to order from Domino’s!

🐭 I’m totally like a grown up today because I’m wearing earrings and I have a phone.

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🎵Look at this Peep!
🎵Isn't it sweet!
🎵I'm going to bite its face off