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Yeah, I blame pregnancy..once I had it when I was pregnant both times I realized how good it was and just haven’t looked back lol

07.03.2026 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ate McDonald’s yesterday 🫣

07.03.2026 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, I suspected the same when we had that ice storm in January and my son’s room was legitimately 20 degrees colder than the rest of the house 😭

02.03.2026 22:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I knew I had one window that needed replacing in my house but against my better judgement I had the guy check the seals on all my windows. Guess whi now needs 5 windows replaced?

Sure. I’ll spend 4k on new windows so I’m not air conditioning the outside this summer.

02.03.2026 22:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

More evil atrocities from this administration. They’ve been without oil for weeks now. People will die and they don’t care. Tired of my tax dollars funding these atrocities, it’s sick.

26.02.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol that’s the only thing we haven’t seen yet at our house but if I need to make some sort of sacrifice to keep it away, I will

26.02.2026 01:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, my husband and daughter have strep and my son has the flu. We cancelled my daughters first birthday party that was supposed to be on Saturday 🫠

26.02.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All this man does is lie and his cult members just smile and clap

25.02.2026 02:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Watching the state of the union and just….

25.02.2026 02:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

LOL I searched for it in my emails. I also realized I doxxed myself so I had to delete it! $7 tho!!!

19.02.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

!! The last time I ate at freebirds that is exactly what I received. It was a giant bowl of mush. I was appalled.

19.02.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d ask the same of Chipotle and Freebirds but I stopped eating at both because the quality now is 👎🏼

19.02.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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But fr why does a bowl cost $18

19.02.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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This. Every damn bit of it.

18.02.2026 18:58 👍 8861 🔁 4106 💬 289 📌 192
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

18.02.2026 19:00 👍 26481 🔁 6433 💬 552 📌 1079

Thank you, Matt! She is pretty much back to her normal self aside from a runny nose and a little coughing.

18.02.2026 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We just got home today after a week long stay in the hospital. My 11mo daughter ended up with RSV; it took a bad turn and she ended up in the PICU on a cpap. Recommend making sure you get any babies or elderly folks vaccinated. I deeply appreciate all of the drs/nurses/RRTs that took care of her.

18.02.2026 23:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social lol

13.02.2026 22:19 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Those ears 🥰

13.02.2026 22:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

James Van Der Beek seemed like such an empathetic and caring person. Sad to lose someone like that so young. We need more good ppl in the world.

11.02.2026 20:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I mean, no…well, probably not…could they have?..that’s crazy…hmm

11.02.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s fair.

11.02.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They can’t believe anything that might make them question the cult

11.02.2026 16:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m the 3rd person on earth who doesn’t like dominoes lol

11.02.2026 16:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dude my mind has just been spinning the past few weeks. No conspiracy theory seems far fetched now. I can’t comprehend. My nervous system has been heightened like a mfer.

11.02.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Meanwhile

11.02.2026 16:42 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Their own racism and bias kept them from adding those keywords to their flagging system at NSA.

11.02.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Like yall was emailing what thru Al Gore’s internet???!

11.02.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I find it funny (not haha funny but ironic) that the age of information and the internet is what ultimately led to the release of the Epstein files. Had the ones IN the files not been so eager to thrust society forward/profit off of us, they may have never been found out or they’d have been dead.

11.02.2026 16:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now that a few weeks have gone by, I refuse to believe that ppl were checking for Hilary Duff like that 😭. I’m 38 and was really too old for Lizzie McGuire when it was happening. I guess if you’re younger, maybe you were really invested. I just feel so far removed from the Disney channel era 👵🏼

11.02.2026 16:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0