My dad got out of surgery.
He's doing good.
10.03.2026 03:19
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At a thrift stor with my sister.
10.03.2026 00:46
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Less than one minute to illustrate how the gov't uses your tax dollars while healthcare is "too expensive".
09.03.2026 17:19
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When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
11.11.2025 21:07
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Andy Ogles is scum.
09.03.2026 15:58
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09.03.2026 08:33
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09.03.2026 07:21
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Send MAGA first.
Prove your loyalty to daddy.
09.03.2026 05:35
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Idea:
The more property you own, the higher your property tax rate. Like compound interest for rich fucks hoarding single family dwellings that they use as rentals..
09.03.2026 05:31
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Found Manicotti shells from the Reagan administration.
09.03.2026 02:05
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Cleaning out the cupboards and...
Like, when did they make BLACK ketchup?
08.03.2026 23:47
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Eh... the Ataris cover was okay I guess.
08.03.2026 06:54
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Literally the gayest song ever written.
08.03.2026 06:53
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They're gonna do a partial hip replacement tomorrow.
07.03.2026 22:10
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My dad fell and broke his hip last night and I am stressing the fuck out.
07.03.2026 17:45
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Got the tape drawers filled and on the shelf... I hate them.
07.03.2026 07:33
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computers in the 80s were gay and computers in the 2020s are straight
06.03.2026 20:59
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Respect the troops, amirite?
07.03.2026 01:17
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3:30 a.m. and I'm fighting two dogs for custody of my own bed.
06.03.2026 11:28
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hey look a fun history lesson!
06.03.2026 04:53
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Super glad I own a tiny car that gets 43 mpg and a scooter that gets 85 mpg.
Might get a Fiat 500e for when we hit $10/gal
05.03.2026 22:51
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American Dad! - ollie north
YouTube video by Mr. Divery
Speaking of Oliver north:
05.03.2026 19:44
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Another day in America...
05.03.2026 18:03
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He loves that sweet, sweet AIPAC money.
05.03.2026 00:41
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04.03.2026 18:17
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Not the factory, but I'd send my Z600 to Tim Mings for a restoration.
I mean, Honda did.
04.03.2026 18:13
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Dear MAGA,
Pack your shit and head to the middle east. Your favorite pedophile needs cannon fodder for his new forever war, and you MAGA cucks aren't good for anything except dying at the bottom of a crater in the middle of the desert.
Chop chop. This is what you voted for.
04.03.2026 18:06
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It's usually around 40mbps out here.
04.03.2026 17:10
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how I arrived on Bluesky
04.03.2026 10:51
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Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
YouTube video by Gorillaz
I've never been upset with anything produced by Gorillaz... but I'm really high, and I swear to christ Murdock got sucked off by a python.
I didn't even hear the rest of the song... I'm shook.
High and shook.
04.03.2026 06:13
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