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Meghan Crumley

@meghanpleticha

Writer (Silicon Valley, Beavis and Butt-Head, Murder at Winterberg Manor, How to Meet a Man on the Internet)

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Every time I tackle a new project, I completely forget this! I have to remind myself not to compare early drafts to even my own stuff. “This isn’t as good as that play I did! …that had 8 months of rewrites and a month of rehearsals.” Starting is hard. I guess so is finishing. Also the middle part

16.02.2026 18:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why:

They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.

The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.

11.01.2026 23:42 👍 8169 🔁 3101 💬 139 📌 165

Thanks I needed this laugh

10.01.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good art is world-changing. Bad art is boring, annoying, sometimes gross. And yet it is what I must do

05.01.2026 04:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My brain thinks he played with Sammy Sosa, does that help?

26.12.2025 06:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

25.12.2025 07:24 👍 2638 🔁 758 💬 66 📌 175

Congrats to Jon Hamm on his new meme

14.12.2025 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only a new operating system made me as happy as a good TV show

10.12.2025 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh let’s just make new companies

09.12.2025 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well guess what I’m gonna use the post office even HARDER

05.12.2025 06:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christmas Kiss 2: Makeout Sesh

28.11.2025 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought this was about Jesus

27.11.2025 17:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds like you’re on the right track

13.11.2025 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay I know I’m sleep deprived but I thought this first sentence was a simile

12.11.2025 03:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bodily harm can only happen if the sandwich is ingested

05.11.2025 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am deducing that Dick Cheney died from a skeet by Spooky Mulder #2 fan

04.11.2025 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A sweet, you say? I sounds farfetched and in bad faith, but it’s true, poor folks are poor because they buy too much penny candy!

31.10.2025 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m performing at Porchfest this weekend in Silverlake and Los Feliz! Full schedule and maps at porchfestla.com and here’s a handy little flyer I made of my appearances specifically ❤️

30.10.2025 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I said 13 was a lot of innings!

28.10.2025 05:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It should work like balls, 4 intentional walks = a run

28.10.2025 05:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every day I try to do one thing offline

19.10.2025 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes when I’m down, I look to my son for guidance. Right now he’s looking at his hands and quietly making little fart sounds

16.10.2025 00:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having a rough time with a pilot rewrite. I was so upset with the outline draft I finished this morning, I almost drove in the rain

14.10.2025 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not a horror person or a Cronenberg person, but somehow my husband convinced me to watch The Fly last night. I hated basically every minute. Afterward, he asked if I really didn’t like ANY part of it and I told him, “I liked the set design for Geena Davis’s apartment.”

14.10.2025 01:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey book lovers!

Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.

10.10.2025 17:33 👍 364 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 1
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08.10.2025 14:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At some point, I realized a lot of things I learned dating during the pandemic could apply to dating during… whatever terrible thing is happening now. New tips in a new zine! And it’s only $3?!

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08.10.2025 14:34 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

*should check if he has bluesky

07.10.2025 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just realized I can tell my husband I’m going to the coffee shop “to write” and then do whatever I want

07.10.2025 22:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe Taylor Swift’s next album will be about the emotional stress of wedding planning, with songs called like, “Bake me a Cake”

04.10.2025 20:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0