Every time I tackle a new project, I completely forget this! I have to remind myself not to compare early drafts to even my own stuff. “This isn’t as good as that play I did! …that had 8 months of rewrites and a month of rehearsals.” Starting is hard. I guess so is finishing. Also the middle part
16.02.2026 18:39
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It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why:
They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.
The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.
11.01.2026 23:42
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Thanks I needed this laugh
10.01.2026 00:18
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Good art is world-changing. Bad art is boring, annoying, sometimes gross. And yet it is what I must do
05.01.2026 04:42
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My brain thinks he played with Sammy Sosa, does that help?
26.12.2025 06:18
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Congrats to Jon Hamm on his new meme
14.12.2025 16:59
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If only a new operating system made me as happy as a good TV show
10.12.2025 16:09
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Ugh let’s just make new companies
09.12.2025 00:51
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Well guess what I’m gonna use the post office even HARDER
05.12.2025 06:47
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Christmas Kiss 2: Makeout Sesh
28.11.2025 18:42
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I thought this was about Jesus
27.11.2025 17:28
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Sounds like you’re on the right track
13.11.2025 21:51
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Okay I know I’m sleep deprived but I thought this first sentence was a simile
12.11.2025 03:43
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The bodily harm can only happen if the sandwich is ingested
05.11.2025 19:38
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I am deducing that Dick Cheney died from a skeet by Spooky Mulder #2 fan
04.11.2025 15:27
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A sweet, you say? I sounds farfetched and in bad faith, but it’s true, poor folks are poor because they buy too much penny candy!
31.10.2025 16:08
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I’m performing at Porchfest this weekend in Silverlake and Los Feliz! Full schedule and maps at porchfestla.com and here’s a handy little flyer I made of my appearances specifically ❤️
30.10.2025 01:18
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And I said 13 was a lot of innings!
28.10.2025 05:14
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It should work like balls, 4 intentional walks = a run
28.10.2025 05:12
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Every day I try to do one thing offline
19.10.2025 01:27
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Sometimes when I’m down, I look to my son for guidance. Right now he’s looking at his hands and quietly making little fart sounds
16.10.2025 00:55
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Having a rough time with a pilot rewrite. I was so upset with the outline draft I finished this morning, I almost drove in the rain
14.10.2025 21:36
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I’m not a horror person or a Cronenberg person, but somehow my husband convinced me to watch The Fly last night. I hated basically every minute. Afterward, he asked if I really didn’t like ANY part of it and I told him, “I liked the set design for Geena Davis’s apartment.”
14.10.2025 01:42
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Hey book lovers!
Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.
10.10.2025 17:33
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*should check if he has bluesky
07.10.2025 22:16
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Just realized I can tell my husband I’m going to the coffee shop “to write” and then do whatever I want
07.10.2025 22:16
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Maybe Taylor Swift’s next album will be about the emotional stress of wedding planning, with songs called like, “Bake me a Cake”
04.10.2025 20:23
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