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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 6540 🔁 2990 💬 86 📌 141

I'm so goddamn sick of this drunken, smarmy loser. GO AWAY! STFU!

11.03.2026 01:24 👍 1080 🔁 176 💬 124 📌 14
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Tweeting hateful garbage doesn't magically make you an American—or a real Christian.

Christian Nationalists are unable to assimilate; they all have to go to hell. (And quickly.)

11.03.2026 01:18 👍 2581 🔁 480 💬 196 📌 28

The only people demanding to impose religion-based laws in the United States are Christian Nationalists like Mike Johnson.

11.03.2026 01:07 👍 711 🔁 175 💬 37 📌 5
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This administration has more clueless fools than any Monty Python movie.

10.03.2026 22:30 👍 2459 🔁 604 💬 252 📌 61

That is one of Donald's few honest remarks. Russia *is* being helpful in the Middle East—to Iran.

10.03.2026 22:17 👍 237 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 1

I don't see how it is even possible to spend $200,000,000 on a simple vanity project like that.

I suspect that a big chuck of that money wound up in bank accounts that Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski have the numbers for.

10.03.2026 22:09 👍 90 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 1

In fairness to Lindsey Graham, on most of his TV appearances, he appears to be *quite* drunk.

10.03.2026 21:19 👍 46 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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No Anesthesia for RFK Jr!

My uncle’s housekeeper heard in a witch’s prophecy—or maybe a on a matchbook—that anesthesia causes whatever Skyrizi treats. Or worse. Maybe.

10.03.2026 21:17 👍 1008 🔁 172 💬 189 📌 19
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Pardon me, I think I’m going to be violently ill . . .

10.03.2026 21:02 👍 438 🔁 35 💬 103 📌 11
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And people say Donald Trump never accomplishes anything . . .

10.03.2026 20:24 👍 1023 🔁 294 💬 71 📌 16

Pete Hegseth accused Iran of "indiscriminate targeting."

Dude, you killed 168 people, many of them children, when you sloppily bombed a girls school.

And when you assassinated the country's former Supreme Leader, you also killed the current Supreme Leader's wife. Way to win hearts and minds, Pete!

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 1577 🔁 436 💬 76 📌 13
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Fortunately for Donald, he's too stupid to realize that having other stupid people for fans is the *opposite* of flattering.

10.03.2026 20:11 👍 909 🔁 150 💬 122 📌 10

It's so unfair of Donald to make W look wise in comparison.

I used to think, "We will never have another president as dumb as George W. Bush." Boy, was I ever wrong.

10.03.2026 20:03 👍 791 🔁 184 💬 43 📌 5

Everyone is talking about the upcoming spike in gas prices, but one of the worst side effects of this war is how often that smarmy chatterbox from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham, keeps popping up on our TVs and feeds.

He seems to think he's the Official Spokesperson for This War, Y'all™.

10.03.2026 19:48 👍 2856 🔁 466 💬 259 📌 32

Lindsey Graham having children is statistically—and biologically—slight.

10.03.2026 19:42 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

An entire generation with fake IDs *is* going to come up with workarounds.

10.03.2026 19:41 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

One excellent way to place Americans at greater risk of retaliation is to convince Iranians that America isn’t just attacking their country—we’re attacking their faith.

Pete Hegseth is smart that way.

10.03.2026 19:39 👍 1016 🔁 309 💬 77 📌 12
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Did America’s most relentless war busybody share this advice with Donald and Melania?

10.03.2026 19:34 👍 745 🔁 223 💬 133 📌 24

Leaving allies in one part of the world vulnerable because you didn't plan *before* you attacked in another part of the world is rank incompetence.

And when a war is "almost over," you don't move missiles from Asia to the Middle East.

10.03.2026 19:28 👍 523 🔁 181 💬 27 📌 7
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Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

09.03.2026 14:21 👍 24433 🔁 5849 💬 1628 📌 430
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"The Fashion-Conscious President"

10.03.2026 19:21 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The Ayatollah is *alleged* to have *tried* to kill Trump. Well, guess what, Ted? Trump actually DID kill the Ayatollah. And I bet you wouldn't use the word "murder" to describe that, would you?

And Trump killing Iranian schoolgirls *increases* risks to him and other Americans, you dishonest tool.

10.03.2026 19:15 👍 890 🔁 233 💬 94 📌 17

Trump is upbeat while the stock market is trading, but suddenly pessimistic when it closes.

This is brazen market manipulation.

10.03.2026 01:21 👍 732 🔁 222 💬 31 📌 7
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That sound you are *not* hearing is Donald Trump rebuking his pal Vladimir Putin for providing Iran with specific locations of American troops to kill them.

Instead, Donald is *easing* sanctions on Russia.

He is despicable.

10.03.2026 01:07 👍 1735 🔁 636 💬 100 📌 27
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In fairness, it's easier to like a war when you're not the ones paying for it.

09.03.2026 23:38 👍 1281 🔁 337 💬 72 📌 23
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Trump went from saying the war with Iran won't end until we have "unconditional surrender" and it could be months to instantly claiming "it's all over" in the last hour before the stock market closed.

That is market manipulation.

09.03.2026 23:34 👍 1046 🔁 303 💬 68 📌 14

I would be tempted to say that is the stupidest thing Donald has ever said, but there is far too much competition to make that call this quickly.

09.03.2026 23:25 👍 1152 🔁 85 💬 24 📌 1
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Also known as "using insider knowledge for war profiteering."

09.03.2026 23:21 👍 8967 🔁 3722 💬 685 📌 277
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Alexander Butterfield, the Nixon aide who disclosed Watergate tapes, dies at 99 The recordings exposed President Richard Nixon's role in the cover-up that followed the 1972 burglary at Democratic Party headquarters at the Watergate building – and hastened his resignation.

We desperately need an Alexander Butterfield today to bring down *another* corrupt Republican president.
www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

09.03.2026 23:14 👍 1313 🔁 368 💬 49 📌 14