This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
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This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
I'm so goddamn sick of this drunken, smarmy loser. GO AWAY! STFU!
Tweeting hateful garbage doesn't magically make you an American—or a real Christian.
Christian Nationalists are unable to assimilate; they all have to go to hell. (And quickly.)
The only people demanding to impose religion-based laws in the United States are Christian Nationalists like Mike Johnson.
This administration has more clueless fools than any Monty Python movie.
That is one of Donald's few honest remarks. Russia *is* being helpful in the Middle East—to Iran.
I don't see how it is even possible to spend $200,000,000 on a simple vanity project like that.
I suspect that a big chuck of that money wound up in bank accounts that Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski have the numbers for.
In fairness to Lindsey Graham, on most of his TV appearances, he appears to be *quite* drunk.
No Anesthesia for RFK Jr!
My uncle’s housekeeper heard in a witch’s prophecy—or maybe a on a matchbook—that anesthesia causes whatever Skyrizi treats. Or worse. Maybe.
Pardon me, I think I’m going to be violently ill . . .
And people say Donald Trump never accomplishes anything . . .
Pete Hegseth accused Iran of "indiscriminate targeting."
Dude, you killed 168 people, many of them children, when you sloppily bombed a girls school.
And when you assassinated the country's former Supreme Leader, you also killed the current Supreme Leader's wife. Way to win hearts and minds, Pete!
Fortunately for Donald, he's too stupid to realize that having other stupid people for fans is the *opposite* of flattering.
It's so unfair of Donald to make W look wise in comparison.
I used to think, "We will never have another president as dumb as George W. Bush." Boy, was I ever wrong.
Everyone is talking about the upcoming spike in gas prices, but one of the worst side effects of this war is how often that smarmy chatterbox from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham, keeps popping up on our TVs and feeds.
He seems to think he's the Official Spokesperson for This War, Y'all™.
Lindsey Graham having children is statistically—and biologically—slight.
An entire generation with fake IDs *is* going to come up with workarounds.
One excellent way to place Americans at greater risk of retaliation is to convince Iranians that America isn’t just attacking their country—we’re attacking their faith.
Pete Hegseth is smart that way.
Did America’s most relentless war busybody share this advice with Donald and Melania?
Leaving allies in one part of the world vulnerable because you didn't plan *before* you attacked in another part of the world is rank incompetence.
And when a war is "almost over," you don't move missiles from Asia to the Middle East.
Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.
"The Fashion-Conscious President"
The Ayatollah is *alleged* to have *tried* to kill Trump. Well, guess what, Ted? Trump actually DID kill the Ayatollah. And I bet you wouldn't use the word "murder" to describe that, would you?
And Trump killing Iranian schoolgirls *increases* risks to him and other Americans, you dishonest tool.
Trump is upbeat while the stock market is trading, but suddenly pessimistic when it closes.
This is brazen market manipulation.
That sound you are *not* hearing is Donald Trump rebuking his pal Vladimir Putin for providing Iran with specific locations of American troops to kill them.
Instead, Donald is *easing* sanctions on Russia.
He is despicable.
In fairness, it's easier to like a war when you're not the ones paying for it.
Trump went from saying the war with Iran won't end until we have "unconditional surrender" and it could be months to instantly claiming "it's all over" in the last hour before the stock market closed.
That is market manipulation.
I would be tempted to say that is the stupidest thing Donald has ever said, but there is far too much competition to make that call this quickly.
Also known as "using insider knowledge for war profiteering."
We desperately need an Alexander Butterfield today to bring down *another* corrupt Republican president.
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