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What Americans will read this weekend when they’re in line at the grocery checkout.
@people.com
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Whiskey Pete doesn't actually know what "no quarter" means, it's just something he heard when he watched the Pirates of the Caribbean and thought it sounded tough and pirate-like. Avast, Pete!
btw, love @us.theguardian.com photo choice!👍
🥃 Whiskey Pete's 🇺🇸 latest statements clarify what kind of autocratic regime we are dealing with.
•only flattering photos or you're out
•here is a sample headline you should use
•war is going well, do not report otherwise
•new, friendlier media owners coming soon
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Oil tankers burning in the Gulf(s), oil at $100+, triple-digit temps coming to California: perfect day to declare a Fatwa on electric vehicles!
Just saw my first $6.00 gas sign. (And that's a pre-tanker-blowup price.)
I ❤️🚲!
Henceforth please remove all depictions of war crimes, sexual assault allegations, white nationalist tattoos, drunkenness and financial impropriety from your photos of Whiskey Pete. Thank you for your attention to this matter, etc. etc.
In defense of photojournalists, it is very hard to make war criminals handsome & photogenic. wapo.st/3OZLeeY
Official map from NOAA depicting the relative rank of winter 2025-2026 temperatures at a county level across the contiguous U.S. Many counties in the western and central U.S. are depicted in dark red color, signifying record-warmest winter. All other counties in the west and central U.S. are depicted in dark orange colors, signifying a "near record warm" rank.
The official NOAA stats out this week confirm that winter 2025-26 was the warmest on record across a huge portion of the western and central U.S., which has contributed to extremely low mountain snowpack & worsened the CO River crisis. Meanwhile, record March heat is in forecast.
Is there some kind of energy source that can be derived from the very air moving around us or even from the sun?
Asking for a — never mind.
War over so soon
War not over at all yet
Forthwith we bomb you
-Presidenting by haiku
Mines in Hormuz strait
Or maybe no mines at all
forthwith we bomb you
-Presidenting by haiku
I hope someone is tracking the Trump criminal organization stock trades before and after each Trump press conference.
Clearly, Iran was sold the Tomahawk missile by George Soros, who installed Dominion voting machine software into it before Hunter Biden gave them the coordinates for the girls school.
…I just don’t know enough about it.
People are saying.
It’s something that I was told is under investigation…
From the head (& Marine Corps vet) of a veterans' advocacy organization:
"I wouldn’t feel safe leaving Pete Hegseth in charge of putting together a DoorDash order."
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Actually, Pete “Wargasm” Hegseth & Donald Trump don’t care what the plan is as long as they keep getting Tremendous Social Media Content™️!
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We all know Whiskey Pete is going to blame Anthropic for the girls school bombing, right?
She wants to spend more time with her family shooting puppies?
She looks like she would much rather be shooting a puppy.
Sorry, I can't help it. This guy makes me want to root for Iran.
We just torpedoed a warship for the first time since WWII but, hey, this is a special military operation, not a war.
Four people, with their hands up, standing behind 2 people sitting. The four people standing are US citizens who were detained, the two people are families whose family members were killed by migrants.
Jayapal is now introducing 4 US citizens who were detained for at least 6 hours merely for observing ICE.
Kristi Noem sent a much-delayed list of USCit detained by ICE yesterday. None of these four were on the list.
That's where it gets very handy to say God is "working through you." And when all else fails, all you have to say is "He works in mysterious ways." (Although their "He" doubles as Trump.)
Ugh, is the autoerotic asphyxiation finally catching up with him?
Another fine cartoon.
Sounds like Whiskey Pete was pretty quick getting the full Christian nationalist Crusade up and running...
The real story is that foreign governments try to interfere with elections in the U.S. all the time. In 2020 and 2024, the U.S. had private and public infrastructure in place to catch them, call them out, and mitigate the damage. Now, those mechanisms are gone, intentionally undermined and dismantled by the Trump administration. Instead of securing our elections, it seems that the current administration would prefer to exploit the spectre of “foreign interference” to justify its own *federal interference* in the upcoming midterm election.
Yesterday, Trump tried to justify the attack on Iran with rehashed claims of "election interference" from 2020 and 2024. Here's my 2 cents on what that was all about:
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It’s past time to get rid of a certain strongman backed by theocrats…
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No wonder Trump went to war with Iran in the dead of night, with the Capitol empty, most Americans soundly asleep
This war is illegal. Full stop. The worst abuse of presidential power in American history aims to cement a dictatorship on U.S. soil
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