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Trump: You Can't Find Shoes Like These FLORSHEIMS! Unbelievable! For The Spring And Summer? Ohhhhhh! Everybody who comes in, they just can't even believe my FLORSHEIMS. It's a good thing he doesn't work at this store, he'd spend his entire paycheck on them!

Trump: You Can't Find Shoes Like These FLORSHEIMS! Unbelievable! For The Spring And Summer? Ohhhhhh! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-you-...

10.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Oh Hey, More Corroboration Of Trump Accusations In The Epstein Files! Imagine that.

Oh Hey, More Corroboration Of Trump Accusations In The Epstein Files!

Imagine that.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/oh-hey-mor...

10.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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DOGE Boys Stood Athwart History, Then Their Robots Deleted It Come watch these idiots try and fail to explain themselves!

DOGE Boys Stood Athwart History, Then Their Robots Deleted It

Come watch these idiots try and fail to explain themselves!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/doge-boys-...

10.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
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Karoline Leavitt Says An Iran War Draft Is Not Off The Table. Pardon? Excuse us?

Karoline Leavitt Says An Iran War Draft Is Not Off The Table.
Pardon?
Excuse us?

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/karoline-l...

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Goodbye, Corey Lewandowski! Go Have The Life You Deserve! Now that the creep is out, his haters have dirt to spill.

Goodbye, Corey Lewandowski! Go Have The Life You Deserve!

Now that the creep is out, his haters have dirt to spill.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/goodbye-co...

09.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Finest Funerary Trucker Cap: Tabs, Mon., March 9, 2026 News and things to read and watch!

The Finest Funerary Trucker Cap: Tabs, Mon., March 9, 2026

News and things to read and watch!

www.wonkette.com/p/the-finest...

09.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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With Reports Russia Is Giving Intelligence To Russia, Wonkette Asks: Is Trump Dead Yet? Maybe!

With Reports Russia Is Giving Intelligence To Iran, Wonkette Asks: Is Trump Dead Yet?

A Serenity Prayer for 2026.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/with-repor...

07.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jet Pilot! What Hooper's drinking to survive the daily news.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jet Pilot!
www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goddamn It, Milkshake Graham Platner He's covered up the SS Death's Head tattoo, but why the hell did he have it in the first place?

Ah, no, not since October and his tattoo coverup.

www.wonkette.com/p/goddamn-it...

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The search function kinda sux, sorry.

06.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey James Carville And Rahm Emanuel, It's Shut The F*ck Up Friday! Please don't listen to James Carville and Rahm Emanuel, they are bad and stupid.

Hey James Carville And Rahm Emanuel, It's Shut The F*ck Up Friday!
www.wonkette.com/p/hey-james-...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Donald Trump is a child rapist.

www.wonkette.com/p/did-abused...

06.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Wonkette is love, wonkette is life. One of the many sites I wish I had thousands to give to. Wonderful at twisting the knife a little via their sarcasm!

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta love Wonkette. This is all so great, but one fun tidbit I didn't know about the legislating going on in VA, with inimitable Wonkette flourish:

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did Abused Girl Once Almost Bite Donald Trump's Dick Off? Maybe, Could Be, Sounds Like It, Yeah. If we had to read it, so do the rest of you.

Did Abused Girl Once Almost Bite Donald Trump's Dick Off? Maybe, Could Be, Sounds Like It, Yeah.
www.wonkette.com/p/did-abused...

By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6
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Virginia's Got Some *Sic Semper Tyrannis* For Trump's Face! With full blue house, Gov. Abigail Spanberger and Lege take his agenda head on.

Virginia's Got Some *Sic Semper Tyrannis* For Trump's Face!

With full blue house, Gov. Abigail Spanberger and Lege take his agenda head on.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/virginias-...

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Maybe a GOP primary, but I'm hopelessly stuck in the past

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sen. Steve Daines Re-Gifts Montana Senate Seat To Weird Trumper State's other senator broke a dude's arm.

Sen. Steve Daines Re-Gifts Montana Senate Seat To Weird Trumper
www.wonkette.com/p/sen-steve-...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can always count on @wonkettemedia.bsky.social for the best in unflattering screen grabs.

I still take the old Marj pic out every now and then, for the lulz. See comments.

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge Boxwine Won’t Put Joe Biden In Jail For β€˜Autopen,’ Because Idiot Also because 'autopen' is not a crime, turns out.

Judge Boxwine Won’t Put Joe Biden In Jail For β€˜Autopen,’ Because Idiot
www.wonkette.com/p/judge-boxw...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sh*t Still Going Down. Tabs, Fri., March 6, 2025 Lemon, it's Wednesday.

Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Sh*t Still Going Down. Tabs, Fri., March 6, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/sht-still-...

By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

06.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane Does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece, or does he leave too?

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane
www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noe...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

05.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too Change our mind.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete...

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 12389 πŸ” 1575 πŸ’¬ 513 πŸ“Œ 885
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Republicans Find Rock Bottom In Texas With Rep. Tony Gonzalez Grody Old Perverts, at it again.

Republicans Find Rock Bottom In Texas With Rep. Tony Gonzalez
www.wonkette.com/p/republican...

By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

05.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
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Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe
Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel
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Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3761 πŸ” 1014 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 47
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Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law Two bad news items and one good one. Come on in!

Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law
www.wonkette.com/p/trans-folk...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

05.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too Change our mind.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too
www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

05.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Life During Wartime. Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2026 Morning news roundup! Things to read!

It's your Thursday morning news roundup!

Life During Wartime. Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2026
www.wonkette.com/p/life-durin...

By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

05.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want Later we can sneak into his dad's office and look at his Playboys!

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want www.wonkette.com/p/pete-hegse...

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0