Daniel the Wolf 🐺

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

can this be a solution?

Fuck antisemitism. Fuck this.

majow spiww (❁´◡`❁)

A fortnight ago Anas Sarwar called on Keir Starmer to resign and yet somehow Labour isn’t the party with the most dysfunctional relationship between its UK and Scottish components

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Absolute meltdown

this means it is not open for transit

Boarding the Carly Rae Jepsen 900

I agree. Otters should not be on our £5 notes.

Twinks should be on £5 notes, twunks should be on £10 notes, otters should be on £20 notes and bears should be on £50 notes.

Bluesky feed Top post is a picture of Conservative Tweet "Winston Churchill is a hero. He's earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must note be replaced with an Otter." The following post is by the account In Otter News, and is a picture of an otter looking contemplative, captioned "Steve thinks about doing shenanigans"

How this appeared on my feed 😂😂😂

Obligatory

It's like the AI bosses are competing to say the most obscenely, mask-off evil thing possible today.

It's illegal to accidentally drive over a bus lane, but these freaks can gloat about destroying our futures, freedoms, and humanity openly, and we're not even allowed to lynch them in the streets.

Corgi behind a window making an illusion of blocks like pixelation

When your corgi is buffering

Every hospital in England has been urged to disobey an NHS directive to use software operated by controversial US analytics software company Palantir
www.bmj.com/content/392/...

using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

This verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire" sucks ass.

Hormuz replacement therapy

A grim parallel between US escalating a trade war w/ China & realising that China has serious leverage in the form of rare earths & US launching a war vs Iran & realising Iran has serious leverage in the form of being able to blow up the world economy. Failure of statecraft.

Post Conversation Jim Cramer @jimcramer If the infrastructure is not taken out and the money is not taken away why should Iran come to the peace table. They are taunting us with $200 oil. They do not have the cards; our military must be unleashed. Time to do what we did to Hanoi...to get them to the table Readers added context they thought people might want to know The US lost the Vietnam war and had to withdraw en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_W… Do you find this helpful? Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more. 11:18 AM · Mar 12, 2026 · 1.3M Views https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2032113911089005003

absolute cinema

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

“wanting to be a shitty person and hanging out with other shitty people and then being surprised pikachu when they are shitty to you” really is the perfect summary of the modern right

again, what stopped the ships from going through was *insurance* companies

the world economy is dependent on two things:
1. cheap, reliable energy
2. queer people with monster energy drinks

and lord, donald trump is fucking up both

Oh, yeah, also, just to give everyone a sense of the scale of the invasion we're talking about, here's Hormuz and environs off the East Coast. Also, half of this is mountains. Also, drones fly so maybe it doesn't even work.

I've just had an amazing idea