Please don’t try to burn black construction paper. It burns so quickly and you can really get a good fire going.
20.11.2025 03:39
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Please don’t try to burn black construction paper. It burns so quickly and you can really get a good fire going.
“This is for killing ants, and NOTHING ELSE *wink*”
Do I teach her the wonders a magnifying glass under the sun can do, or do I let her discover it for herself?
Don’t cover every surface of your home with diatomaceous earth. It will kill the fleas but also your vacuum cleaner, your replacement vacuum cleaner, and your neighbor’s vacuum cleaner.
Somebody mod this someday.
Bananza is a Knuckles game done right.
Psx version was disappointing. GBA made up for it.
SNES version was a late 90s eBay purchase, when everyone was selling their snes carts to buy a 64
Pixel remaster on switch / apple. GBA. SNES. PlayStation.
FFVI may be up there for me. Playing pixel remaster for the sound test / music player.
Videogames you’ve bought the most.
Was anybody there in the room when I called “open world Mario kart”? Come on, I need validation.
They should get Kathy Griffin to voice the Yoshi’s Island red coins in the next Mario movie.
How come no one told me Mr. Belvedere’s owner died??
What’s in your Xmas Rcade???
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Oh god, I realize all these Santa facts I’ve been telling my daughter are actually describing Ralph fiennes’ character from Grand Budapest Hotel.
Why do I have to be getting into cheap Chinese gaming devices NOW?
Pair it with your finest turbo grafx mini, they would get along well.
I would buy a UFO50-mini micro console. Just the game as it is, nothing else on there.
I will get this in Xmas stocking form, to remind me of Christ’s love for delicious rumps.
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Prediction: Nintendo is holding out til the election to see if we are even worthy of the Switch 2.
As much as I’ve mocked the man’s legacy and verbified his name, I will likely Mr. Belvedere my own balls someday.
Beetlejuice^2 better have the Maitlands, but they’re stop-motion skeletons in the netherworld, selling stop-motion tools to other stop-motion characters.
It’s great for when you just can’t carry that extra grocery bag with your hands.
Goddamnit AT&T, I couldn’t clock into work on my way to work today. You owe me about 25 stolen minutes.
People be cryogenically freezing their toddlers so that their friends’ babies can catch up.
Seriously if that’s non in your obit, Jen did you wrong.