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1) The world owes an apology to blonde women for all dumb and naive blonde jokes 2) All abovementioned jokes to be rewritten with Steve Witkoff as protagonist.

No culture was harmed.

"…and we do not understand how to proceed."

Alustaks vbla sellest, et hakkaks selle riigi kodakondsust taotlema kelle teenuseid sa enda sõnul viimased 10a tarbid.

Dunno... it seems Trump has no good cards. I think he should make a deal while he still can and surrender some of his Middle-East bases to Iran. It's a bitter price to pay, sure, but hey – I'm just trying to avoid WW3 here.

Accepting Nobel Peace Prize btw, DM for post address.

Perhaps because they know these are the faces of tomorrow's war criminals?

Liliputins signature turns every paper into toilet paper. Another proof he's literally a piece of s**t.

100%. Nende kibestumusele lisab enim see, et neist ei sõltu sittagi. Aga sobivas poliitilises kontekstis sobiva karja ees oleks kohati vihast väriseva lõuaga noorhelme vist küll seda tüüpi, kes followere tapma/tapale saadaks või ebasobivat osa oma rahvast kuklalasuga hukata laseks.

Putin 70+ vanamees, Khamenei 80+ vanamees, Trump 70+ vanamees, Netanyahu 70+ vanamees, Modi 70+ vanamees, Xi 70+ vanamees jne jne jne jne Kogu maailma vaenu ja sõdade ajalugu koosneb pmst püksipissimisest kibestunud vanameestest.

This one should be from ‘The Exploits of Moominpappa’ or ‘Moominpappa's memoirs’. Pure magic nevertheless.

Mul linnakodus 2 ja maamajas veel vähemalt 3, kõik sihitud moskvale ja punase nupuga kohver on alati kaasas kui jooma lähen.

Olen elus midagi õigesti teinud — Vahtre minu feedi küll ei jõua.

Putlers golden toilet brush thanks him for his sacrifice and keeps existing.

Every time I hear the word ‘asswipe’, this person appears in my mind.

"Has anything actually changed?" …yeah, you are the nazies this time. But surely the host of contemporary Goebbels' show knows it all too well.

Absolutely brilliant. ♥︎

Ei näe paywalli taha, aga vbla sisaldab artikkel Soomani / Toompargi kommentaari teemal kas naturistist naabrinaise tõttu on korter nüüd kallim või odavam.

Russia has every reason to be in that list for like last 35 years. In Russia business and money laundering are basically synonymous.

And still no riot. How do they call sheep po putinski? Sheepin? Sheepov? Sheepniki?

Eternal blyat, suckers.

Investing in orcmenistan never pays off. It was, is and always will be an awful idea.

Why the f not?

Imagine all the heroic memories they'll bring home from war. Both abusers and those abused. The way of their grandfathers, fckn glorious nation of Orcmenistan...

Njah. Kõik, mis oli varem, mis oli nooruses, oli parem. Me kõik jääme vanaks. Nagu laulis elutargalt 15-aastane Getter Jaani. Keegi ei pääse. Ühel hetkel tuleb sellega rahu teha, tarkvarauuendustega lõpparve ja kolida nuputelefonile. Midagi pole parata.

Hello USA. It seems your country isn’t getting any greater. The World can see it’s getting shittier every day.

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Pathetic. This doesn't look like making America great again. This looks like Make America Suck Bad.

Russia has been promoting / supporting / sponsoring nationalist populists in the west for the same reason for a very long time: to destroy western unity, alliance and to profit from the mess. Dispersing the lot, then attacking the separated weak has been their predatory policy since forever.

This is a killer casually killing for fun, enjoying his little uniform power moment. Discusting. I hope he'll get trial and punishment, but this isn't very sure in what's called USA today.

US doesn’t seem to seek any allies right now, but is busy burning bridges.

Russia really seems to have these holy conservative family values all over the place.