sosu

Take a mindful moment to go fuck yourself

A mostly white, long-haired calico cat, lying on her back, belly with a little tuft of black fur exposed, with her front paws tucked against her chest, looking at the camera.

Timeline cleanse. Floof! 🤍🖤🧡🤍

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

Judge Judy

RIP and happy birthday to Ruth Bader Ginsburg who would have been 78 years old today.

The scream but with the former prince Andrew's horrified l'm being arrested face

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/

Trump accuses Ilhan Omar of ‘having herself sprayed’ following attack in Minneapolis Man who used syringe to fire 'foul-smelling liquid' at Congresswoman arrested and charged with assault

Remember when Trump had himself shot? Remember how someone actually ended up dead when he did it? Crazy shit

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

OASIS: today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

EVERY DOG: [going fucking nuts]

I talk a lot about The Professor, our adoptable foster dog, here but I do need to disclose a behavior issue.

When you’re *almost* asleep, he likes to stick his nose into the back of your neck and you’re too tired to do anything about it so you just sleep with dog nose neck.

Be warned.

Really not sure how to explain it but Miller looks like he talks sideways? Like the words come out sideways?

today i met....Her

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Black and white photo of an adorable puffy white kitten standing proudly under a flowing bush like a sassy little fairy creature. One of its eyes appears significantly lighter than the other. This could be weird lighting, heterochromia, an injury or infection, who knows. Very pretty!

Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.

THE MERCHANT

"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"

And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.

Credit to /u/Chewbacca319 cos lmfao

BRO NO FUCKING WAY

Me when I see someone enjoying something: I am going to let you.

White people be like if I were keys where would I be

Dramatic studio portrait of a medium haired white kitten sitting up. It is on a black surface with a black background and looks like it's glowing.

Postcard from my collection, no date.

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

Reform council leader accused of racism after alleged remarks about Sadiq Khan Ian Cooper allegedly called Khan ‘narcissistic Pakistani’ and made comments about lawyer Shola Mos-Shogbamimu

Look at this absolute nonce, bet you could you go bowling with his bonce

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Painting of two Paleolithic humans hunting a giant armadillo

This is how I will meet my wife

Ubel!!

Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus."

what’s more virgin than a computer

Genuinely think it's time to have the conversation that Muñoz is one of the best players in the league. Mans just does not stop.