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Jason

@hoppercaf

Painter based in London. Addicted to overpriced coffee and amateur cyclist (he/him) | If you don’t support trans people, please remove yourself immediately πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ https://www.instagram.com/jason__tessier/

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a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest ALT: a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest
11.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is smiling and says `` im gagging '' . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is smiling and says `` im gagging '' .
10.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s on her β€œprotecting the park from other dogs” duties

10.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Body is bodying! I see those v’s πŸ’ͺ🏼πŸ”₯

10.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just made a chicken base pizza and it was SO good 🫨

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cuteeeeee

09.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kiki LOVES food

I wonder where she gets it from πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

09.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

some of yall are weird (not me)

08.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»

08.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok β€˜twas a fail πŸ’€

08.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I basically had to make half this off the top of my head as the video I thought I’d use didn’t mention measurements and ,after the first few clips, ingredients. Will have to wait for them to cool down before I try them 😭

08.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In today’s attempt to make nice things to eat that are not too fatty but have nice amount of protein, I decided to try and make cinnamon buns with protein powder frosting πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@davidkay.bsky.social you need shorts like those πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ I’d never post, would be a big con

08.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As if I couldn’t love Jujubee more than I already do.

This diva powering through the bit even though Bianca had no fucking clue what she was doing πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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The face of someone who just went to the gym but really didn’t want to and has zero motivation or energy for anything this week (also can you tell I just did legs πŸ’€)

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting at a table with the words that was so british written below her ALT: a woman sitting at a table with the words that was so british written below her

You’re such a Brit

07.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a mustache and a sun shaped face ALT: a cartoon character with a mustache and a sun shaped face

The sun today has healed me

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on bodyodyody

04.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That feels like a metaphor for what it’s like at my work 😭

04.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannie wait 😍😍

02.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excuse you

28.02.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Euston station has got to be THE worst train station in the U.K. how is it every time I have to travel from there my train is cancelled or stops half way

27.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On a school night?!?

26.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so good! I was talking about it at work the other day and everyone looked at me like I made it up 😭

26.02.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The urge to order a takeaway today was STRONG. Anyways I’m poor so that didn’t happen and chilli for dinner it is πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This has taken me an embarrassing amount of time to fix! My PT was perplexed why I kept using my lower back to support me (blaming it on being gay) 😭

24.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
That guy from King of the Hill listening to music and smoking a cigarette with his eyes closed.

That guy from King of the Hill listening to music and smoking a cigarette with his eyes closed.

gm is this goddamn week over yet

24.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday has proper Monday’d. Lost my headphones BUT I did just PB my dumbbell bench press so a small win 😭

23.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What about papa?

22.02.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0