it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
Can we all agree that if you *had* to compare apples and oranges, you could?
If you're a reporter, please stop referring to RFK Jr and his cronies as "vaccine skeptics." They're not skeptical. Skepticism would be fine. Skeptics look at evidence and can be persuaded.
These people are extremist anti-vaccine cranks, and that's how news organizations should describe them.
I'm not sneezing with you, I'm sneezing achoo
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that youโre not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
Maybe I should look into becoming some kind of wizard
It happened again
I can't tell if this is an utterly extraordinary book or if it's just Ray Porter being, yet again, the best audiobook reader ever. Regardless, thanks for the recommendation @victorluque.bsky.social - on chapter 3 of Project Hail Mary and it's so captivating.
Breaking: Trump orders shooting of messenger
Join us tomorrow Friday at 10 am (room BLB7) for our talk "Darwin's Dream: Unifying Ecological and Evolutionary Change" #ISHPSSB2025
Me, yelling at the sky, after years of being promised that moving to this land meant cold, wet, unrelenting miserable weather.
The light and love in me recognizes the light and love in you and unfortunately your light and love look weird
If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *wonโt* draft you into an illegal war.
The higher levels of Pokรฉmon shuffle are wild. You mean I can take on some random wet gopher with MULTIPLE LITERAL GODS and still lose?
I love Mexican art so much
Me (green haired middle aged lady) being enthusiastically snuggled by my enormous maine coon cat.
Long day spent with friends. Can't think of a better way to cap it off than with some Tukki snuggles.
โI asked ChatGPT-โ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said youโre a lazy dork
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
I made a website. It's called "one million chessboards." It has a million chessboards on it.
moving a piece moves it for everyone, instantly. No turns. You can move between boards.
that's it. Have fun!
onemillionchessboards.com
Nailed it!
Two Maine Coon cats in an action shot slapping the crap out of one another. One is in an apparently highly coveted small faux caravan.
I'm not sure anything will bring me as much uncomplicated hilarity as my cats engaging in physical altercation over who gets to hang out in the trailer. I tell them to stop but they know my heart's not in it.
hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this
Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. Iโm attempting to release more
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
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Absolutely. This has maybe been the worst month of my adult life, but my new neighbour is just wonderful. Having her here has helped tremendously. ๐
I would like to buy whatever god sent me my new neighbour (and her husband and dog) a drink.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
