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Inside the Department of War are two wolves:

"We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting."

"How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

14.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 6406 πŸ” 1660 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 43
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Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money

14.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 13982 πŸ” 6186 πŸ’¬ 980 πŸ“Œ 439

yeah i bet those videos will cause reputational damage being as how they’re videos of a stupid fuck talking idiot bullshit

14.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 647 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

I was in school with VanDyke, and he always enjoyed what people now call trolling. He’s just the same now, but with a commission.

14.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm willing to take a not guilty. I'm willing to take a no true bill."

What she means is she's willing to bring legally deficient cases that harass innocent defendants, waste her line prosecutors' time, and makes her office look like jerkoffs in front of judges and juries.

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 3820 πŸ” 887 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 41
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GO Raw LLC. Expands Voluntary Recall of Quest Diet Cat Food Products Due to Low Thiamine Levels and Enacts Stop Sale of All Quest Products Cottonwood Heights, Utah (February 26, 2026) Go Raw LLC is expanding its February 17, 2026, voluntary recall of a freeze-dried product to add two lots of select Quest Cat Food Chicken Recipe frozen pr...

If you feed your cat Quest freeze-dried cat food: there's a recall because the product contains dangerously low levels of thiamine www.fda.gov/safety/recal...

14.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

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There's a moment every creator dreads: when someone explains your own work back to you

For me, that moment came when a Spaniard saw #KOKOTΓ–NA and went on a mini rant about how the Aztecs were ACKSHULLY a colonizing empire who subjugated neighboring peoples and practiced human sacrifice

09.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 17

really cannot be overstated how much contempt the Israeli government has for left wing Jews in the diaspora

Bibi et al would, by and large, actually like us to be targeted so that either we’ll get in line or our corpses will further their political goals

14.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online

14.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 4567 πŸ” 865 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14

Murdering random Jews in response to Israeli state violence is violent antisemitism. It shouldn't be necessary to state that. And yet

13.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1901 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9

If you'd like to read the poem in full with transliterations and translations, as well as links to different fragments that it is pieced together from: www.ebl.lmu.de/corpus/L/2/2

13.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shown from the front and back with some partial view of the sides. At the bottom is an eBL watermark showing that the tablet is about 5 inches wide. (eBL stands for electronic Babylonian Library)

Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shown from the front and back with some partial view of the sides. At the bottom is an eBL watermark showing that the tablet is about 5 inches wide. (eBL stands for electronic Babylonian Library)

tuőāma ina urri iőőira damiqtī
arαΈ«u innammaru inammira Ε‘amΕ‘Δ«

"Perhaps, at daybreak, good things will come to me
A new moon will appear, my sun will shine."

A couplet from Babylonian poem, Ludlul bΔ“l nΔ“meqi, whose protagonist hopes for better days. A lengthy, beautiful, bizarre work of literature.

13.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple

20.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2596 πŸ” 447 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 37

Me: Okay, we just need to finish wrapping up writing this chapter, and then we can move on to the next.

Brain: We have only ideas for the next chapter.

Me: We will get there. We gotta focus on the current chapter.

Brain: I've created more ideas for future chapters.

Me: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???

09.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

12.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 5573 πŸ” 1725 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 30

The position β€œAmerican shuls are presumed valid targets unless they proactively disavow Israel” is as wrong as β€œAmerican Muslims need to proactively disavow Islamist violence to be considered good, loyal Americans.” Both are racist, and both are wrong.

13.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1601 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.

YOU - What will mine be marked by?

INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.

YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

13.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

claw/claw/bite/cartel

13.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What police work?

12.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail."

People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

12.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 3451 πŸ” 896 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 15

How telling that a techbro is pitching AI fake intelligence as a means to counteract *actually intelligent* women voters

12.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My employer purchased a Copilot license last year, and recently, a member of upper management insisted my team use it (over my vehement objections) in creating a big important annual report.

What is usually a 3-week process start-to-finish is about to enter week 6 this coming Monday.

12.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 35415 πŸ” 8400 πŸ’¬ 1372 πŸ“Œ 520

Michigan do *not* vote for this man in November

12.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of the problems with this administration come down to the fact that the people in charge seem to believe we are living inside an action movie

12.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1497 πŸ” 238 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 22
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Chubb to serve as lead US insurer for Gulf shipping amid Iran war Chubb will be the lead partner on the U.S. International Development Finance Corporation’s $20 billion Maritime Reinsurance Plan aimed at resuming commercial shipping in the Gulf, the agency said on…

www.businessinsurance.com/chubb-to-ser...

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The guy worked for Blackwater after his military career and posted a list of wars he wished he had fought in, all while having a Nazi tattoo on his chest. What are we doing here.

11.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 774 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I will eat a shoe if this man has been inside a grocery store in the last decade.

11.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My soul just left my body

10.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0