Nacho Disk

a shot all the way from deepest, darkest africa

the good ol' days, before nestle trademarked and patented water, before the oceans dried up

it's a rough life being from the swamps

devastating truths 😔

unless they’ve only been chatting with children, which would explain a lot

speedball's got all the moves:
ninja mack - pit fatality
akira - ultima weapon fatality, kick fatality
fletcher - head smashed in + apron fatality

they couldn't have dunning-krugered their way outta the strait of hormuz with a map

kegstand's "warrior ethos" forbades learning in favor of going out blazing

a cartoon character says i was saying boo-urns in the corner ALT: a cartoon character says i was saying boo-urns in the corner

i was saying, boo-yuji

big tobaccy

there are like four unjust invasions going on, a never-ending international pedophile ring, and you are bitching about tax calculators to help fund your war machine, go step into raw sewage, swamp rat

the mayor of slamtown???

you think slim was in on it?

“Please don’t send me to The Hague”

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"either way, strawman goes down round one"

there seems to be some debate about the authenticity of these statements, but either way, this wouldn’t be the first time the administration gave themselves permission to do something after being caught planning to do it (and then denying it), see also: russian politics

just kick a guy!

NXT was like infinite crisis ciampa, this is new 52 ciampa, they're fucking with the lore

it was like the dallas finale, folks just wouldn't understand

Brother Levi Has Had It With Referee Brad Lee! YouTube video by POW! Pro Wrestling

He’s had it with Brad

"nice touch"

If you see Levi Shapiro there, be sure to yell “BRADDDD!”

people are dying in a war while you lap up campaign dollars from pro war special interests, square that up before you start lofting around words like disaster, everyone knows you’re a fraud

looks like asshole mortal kombat

I filled out a survey and said I'd considering returning to their stores if their CEO publicly drinks a pitcher of liquified feces. I still wouldn't go, but I wanted to express my boundaries.

beware!

send her a gift basket of gravel for me

he's gonna suck his dick!?!