Earthquake McGoon

Might have patronized Aldi h*gh

I’m competing in a pageant in 3 days and I have part of one outfit ready 🙃

Highly recommend getting your steps in with a fat pre-roll on an unseasonably warm day ✌️

As my own little revenge I let her hold an entire meeting where she used "unanimous" when she meant "anonymous" without sending a little Teams message for her to self-correct (she did no fewer than 20 times)

Also luv when I mispronounce a word because I have a fucking speech impediment and someone feels the need to rib me about my pronunciation as if I wouldn't say it correctly if I fucking could 🖕

Luv when I mispronounce a word because I've only ever read it before and some fucking Becky feels the need to be condescending about my pronunciation because she heard someone pronounce it on TikTok once

I’m taking Lancer very seriously

Forgot to post about it because I was catching him up on ****vision entries but @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social and I had a quality night walk through the neighborhood that i felt needed documenting

Just when I thought the AI Bear-pocalypse couldn't get worse, my suggested ads are now all AI generated Bear Community™️ shirts, I assume, because I have enough chubby gay men of a certain age as friends on the Meta platform I only use for work if i can help it.

Sometimes you just have to try a slight variation on Julia Child's Duck a l'Orange for a Sunday dinner (feat. roast root veggies, sweet potato with aged gouda, and a sensible salad)

Two guys from your DnD pod are giving it to you in both ends? Call that a dice tower

@fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social probably figured out he was gonna win the draft when I asked for a reminder of how attacking and blocking worked like 8 rounds in

Last night we did happy hour at our favorite Korean restaurant, took a long walk until
probably too late, and made probably too much dinner of kim chi dumplings, buldak ramen, and salad with soy ginger dressing & roast broccolini then did a mini Magic draft (in three photos)

Very fair!! Those were pretty closely tied for two for me.

Missed the bus because I was too busy listening to music to pay attention to what I was doing but it ended up being the perfect excuse to grab a very delicious mezcal beverage and flirt with the bartender at the adjacent Mexican restaurant (tho i maybe flirted too long and had to run for the bus)

Two People Exchanging Saliva was my favorite, but all were quite good

This is me if you even care

Nature is really something, you never know what new life the snow melt will bring out! Just today on my walk after work I found a mostly smoked foil full of heroin and also the Wienermobile

Truly one of the best, i have traveled north america for the best K-dog and this place is top 10, even if some is nostalgia because it was one of my first

The day with @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social continued VERY strong

Fair!!

Apparently went to a cruising park to eat breakfast cause i got asked "Hey man, are there still two dudes hanging out in there?" By a rando with his kid when i left the bathroom (with @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social)

GRWM to be 20 minutes early or 5 minutes late for the bus depending on what time it decides to show up

Escaping the long underwear

Glowing tbqh

Disco night date night at the ice rink 🪩🌃⛸️ with @bigsip.bsky.social

Big day for Amyl and The Sniffers fans

Honestly same

We don't have Daiso locally so anytime we visit family in LA, I immediately plan a break from people in which I can stop at a dispensary then positively hot box the rental car with THC vapor prior to walking around for two hours buying as much as the empty space in my suitcase will accommodate

Yeah, Gage! Nice guy. Pgh has had a very strong showing there, I believe 2017, 2019, 2020/21, and 2023 too.