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David Mazzie

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Musician, educator (retired), bon vivant, unindicted co-conspirator. Former Flatlander living amongst the πŸ§€heads. πŸ’™ through and through. 🌈 ally. Pro- Choice. 🚫 DMs unless you ask in the common area first. I stand with Ukraine.

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I'm there!

12.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, sweet Brenda! Hope you're well. Got some snow showers here, and about a 40 degree drop in temperature, but a bit of a warmup today. ✌️&πŸ’™

12.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, dear Jaye! Hope your day is inspiring. ✌️&πŸ’™

12.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I got one back around the holidays. So relaxing to watch.

12.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Horrible! Every good bowler knows you have to aim for the 1-3 pocket for your best effort. Throwing it straight down the middle will likely end up with a split.

12.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like Stephen Miller would be a very close second. In fact, I think it would be close enough from Trump to go on a late night rant, declaring the results as fake news and that he won by a landslide the likes of which we've never seen.

12.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning to everyone in the #BreakfastCrew universe. Hope you all have a great day. Overcast and colder here in WI, so this location is perfect!

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man... when you've pissed off Switzerland...

11.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He "LOVES" Kentucky because he they're okay with having sex with young girls, especially kinfolk.

Allegedly

NOTE: this is sarcasm.

11.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Music and love are universal languages.

09.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, I don't think she's ever been the same since Sonny died.

08.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning to you! ✌️&πŸ’™

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we sick of all the winning yet?

06.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to tell myself, "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YOU are! Yes, you're a GOOD boy!" Then I rub my belly.

It makes me feel better, but I get all kinds of stares at the Post Office.

06.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Lord Dampnut stood there and told us that people were coming up to his and saying, "Sir, we cannot handle all this winning. This is too much winning, we're not used to it."

I guess he's finally agreeing with them.

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning everyone! Sorry I'm late - I got called in for an absent person at school. How was everyone's weekend?

02.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I suppose since Lord Dampnut has ended SO many wars, it would make sense that he would start a couple of new ones to balance things out.

Will Congress have the collective balls to do something about this? Not fucking likely.

28.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning everyone! We've made it through another week! πŸŽ‰

27.02.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning to you, Brenda, and all the #BreakfastCrew faithful. Beautiful location - I'm gonna grab me a coffee, sit in the pool, and float for a bit.

26.02.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending positive vibes to those getting hammered by the weather out east.

23.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, Jaye!

23.02.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning and welcome back, Brenda! Hope your time away from Bluesky was purposeful. ✌️&πŸ’™

23.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have decided I will no longer attend anymore "No Kings" rallies.

Santos hasn't paid me for the last two.

21.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Based on an increased need to distract from the Epstein files and my failed policies...

20.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@bluthrunthru.bsky.social - thanks for adding me to the starter pack!

20.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As much fun as you can have with your pants on!

18.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awww... Too bad! I had a show last night. Beads were handed, but no one had to "perform" for them!πŸ˜„

18.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, Jaye. Did you survive Fat Tuesday? Score any beads? πŸ˜‰

18.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We've missed you, Brenda!

16.02.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, Jaye! How was your weekend?

16.02.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0