when i'm in a store and i go to buy something and it's locked up on the shelf, i leave all my shit right there in the basket and open amazon bc i'm not waiting 45 minutes for an associate to get me a damn deodorant and a body wash
whiskey for breakfast idk
world's #1 cutie patootie
thank youuuu! 💗💗💗💗
did some short spiky lash clusters + i found my caterpillar hair clips 🐛🪱
stop irritating me
happy black history month to all my niggas. everybody else log out. don't post shit til next month.
wtf did i do woooow
@emma_tm 5 hours ago having a child just so i have someone to pass the cockremover username on to Highlighted reply @JJFKRBTT 14 minutes ago get back into the posting mines
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"why are you mean to people online, dont you know theres a real person behind that other screen"
yeah i know there is. im counting on it, even
omw sista 🫂💗
a British MF bite you, you can hang it up.
telling people to kill themselves is a natural stress reliever. i believe that reinstating dog-eat-dog-sky would drop site-wide toxicity levels by up to 60%
keeping a sizable rock and a single tube sock in my car at all times in case i need to rock a bitch world real quick
If you purchased them Meta glasses I do not trust you
"Nu Year, Nu me." - Korn, probably.
i act like i'm fine but deep down,,,,i miss yuri on ice
LMFAO AND ITS CRAZY BC I LOOKED DEAD AT THIS TIKTOK AND SAID YEAH HE FINE AS HELL BUT BALD 😭😭😭
i'm so serious! i'm only 29 and then men are balding!! what ima do?? 😭😭
Why do extroverts seemingly get annoyed that introverts can find fun and comfort in doing the simplest of things, by themselves? And more importantly, why do they care?
i'm not mature enough
how old do i gotta be to be grown enough to like bald men
Men be wearing the biggest fucking jeans go take that shit off Leroy!
We didn’t start having these issues fr until a certain orange claymation character came around
gaining confidence is easy, you just *starts talking real soft in the hope you have no idea what I'm saying*
like. lara and sophia b fighting for their lives giving us the most beautiful vocals live during gabriela and then they gotta sing thank god for the mean girls like SHUT UP!!!!
gabriela is the closest we'll ever get to real music from them, i fear :/
i know they're having fun and being camp to break away from that bullshit first project they put out but jesus christ can we get songs that aren't geared towards children jesus fuck
you have major vocalists like LARA FUCKING RAJ and you got them screaming eat zucchini. get the fuck out my face.
