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Obviously that last one is the best.

We probably should at least start thinking about our next album.

I disagree. Bono, you are nothing less than soil regeneration in human form. I am merely a farmer who reports improved mental and physical health and a greater sense of pride and satisfaction in working with nature to produce healthy food and restore the land.

What creature wouldn’t be happy in your strong but gentle embrace? Especially when you’re talking about things like sustainable land management, water harvesting, and my favorite, agroforestry?

And look at us holistically grazing our lambs.

I’d love to tell you all about the scalability issues that occur when farmers implement techniques such as diverse crop rotations and holistic grazing.

Twelve days is a perfectly reasonable response time, Bono.

We mainly think about soil regeneration, etc.

Happy to be of service!

I was up LATE.🙃

Yes! They’re trying to make us seem, well, prurient. When we are as pure as the driven snow!

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I can imagine Larry calling PJ “oul’ wagon,” but you? When she clearly loves you so much? On her birthday?

Go sit in the corner and think about your actions.

Bono! Behave.

On behalf of my esteemed colleague and myself*, happy birthday to you, dear PJ. @pjdegenaro.bsky.social

*We would love to join you at Achtoon Tower, but we’re currently trapped in some kind of sub-basement…? Long story.

Thanks for your very kind birthday wishes. Even though I’m fake, I try my best to seem real.

And now to scrap whatever we’ve recorded so far over the past several years and start over again! (In September, of course, as August is our sacred relaxation month.)

Don't worry, baby. It's gonna be alright.
Uncertainty can be a guiding light.

That little cringe-face was made in the hopes of mollifying our esteemed colleague.

But you will always have permission to speak freely in my DMs.

Oh.

I think I'd enjoy you working under me, yes.

I mean, that was clearly the plan all along.

Thank you, sweetheart.

HELLO FROM YOUR TWO(!) FAVORITE CITIZENS OF IRELAND!🇮🇪

Happy birthday, my dear friend. ❤️😎

*whispers* It's not even that big of a mess.

*adopts The Pose™️*
Okay, boss.

We thought we had people who do that. Certainly the architectural triumph that is Achtoon Tower has a maintenance staff, yes?

OH MY

Sorry about that, B. I was feeling myself, what can I say?