Glorious morning to enjoy. #Spring

I had that, very disconcerting. I could smell a butchers shop from way up the street. I decided I was glad not to be a dog as most smells are revolting. #thearchers

Check out @MerPolMounted on the Twitterplace to see how they care for their horses.

Obviously an imposter! #thearchers

Grim!

Police horses are always being washed.

The whole shitshow is a disaster for the environment, and will be for years.

Unfortunately I doubt that. He’ll see nappies as women’s work. #thearchers

This is more like the old George. He really doesn’t get it, does he? #thearchers

And two of them to one ewe. #thearchers

Poor Josh and his measly 30 acres. Small violins. #thearchers

Like Rosie. #thearchers

Why not? #thearchers

Probably a gap yah. #thearchers

Bad luck.

And anyone who performs a colonoscopy should have had one themselves. Agony.

Nigel Farage. Seen in our local garden centre this morning. #Reform

Amol Rajan is consistently awful and far too full of himself. #R4Today

That’s what I thought. #thearchers

I really hope the dreadful one sided “special relationship” never recovers and is not ever mentioned again.

It’s a win for us! Don’t they realise how much we hate them? #MAGA

Oh yes, I forgot.

Has Roars got a job or is he just leeching off Brine? #thearchers

I’m not sure I buy into this complete character change of George. #thearchers

Filth. On a Sunday. #thearchers

Ludo. #thearchers

A baby father? #thearchers

Good, isn’t it? #thearchers

Boris Johnson next, please. #MisconductinPublicOffice

Or Janet? #thearchers