Mike Kozak🎷🇨🇦🌈

“Some say…” should read: “Fascists say…” and fuck those guys.

Sounds like Salty is getting the food they deserve.

Russian doll. One level of motherfucker inside another. On and on, deeper and deeper, until the smallest one finally has a penis that is anatomically correct in size.

No more Geneva Convention.

Pity the ICC has no stomach for catching the bigger fish.

The pants shitting. They're all fucking jealous.

If you were stupid enough to believe that lunatic made promised he intended to keep then you are getting what you deserve, you fucking idiot.

Too bad it's a shitty time to call an election.

If NATO had had the balls to make a crater of the Kremlin when they first invaded Ukraine this wouldn't be an issue. But no, because Ukraine wasn't part of the ingroup they were left to their own devices and Putin has been allowed to do all the shit he's done.

So, in Edmonton at least, gas is already up 25% from last week. I won't be surprised if it keeps going.

Thanks Americans who didn't vote for Harris! You stupid motherfuckers.

If Putin has to divert resources to Iran that might be good news for Ukraine?

They've GONE missing? That would be better news.

Or, ever more likely, him not getting his share of the grift.

Not the doing of the thing so much as getting caught doing it.

I heard a theory that the strikes on places like Cyprus and Azerbaijan came from Israel, just to draw more international outrage and involvement. Normally I wouldn't give such things much credence, but these days, who fucking knows?

Motherfucker would probably get stuck half way down.

A rose by any other name will kill as many school children.

America, those of you who didn't vote for Harris, this is all on you. No forgiveness, not ever. You fucked the whole world with your shittiness.

Dear Leader, Emperor of the Americas!

I'm not a Chevy Chase fan, but once DL dies (SOON?!?) I want him to show up on SNL and resurrect his old Francisco Franco joke. Every week.

Mulder and Scully.

Also:
Howard and Marion Cunningham.
Red and Kitty Foreman.
George and Weezy Jefferson.

Reality itself makes Dear Leader look bad. Kegsbreath is a monstrous fucking idiot, and I look forward to seeing him in stripes.

the snake eating its own tail is nice and all, but a better symbol for the ouroboros would be a king-sized duvet cover fresh from the dryer.

Problem is that the job attracts the worst kind of people, and the best of us find better things to do. Not sure how to fix that.

What faculties?

They're using a mortician. Just in case.

You could spend a century listing the things Dear leader and his idiot minions don't know.

That’s extraordinary. Just think the lives to be saved by going to bed an hour early.

Impeachment would require a congress that wasn’t full of cowards and fascists.

Meh, they can do as they like, but I've never gotten why one hour, once a year, is such a big fucking deal. I'm not really fond of the sun going down at 4:30 in December, but I'd be even less fond of it not rising until 10:00.

How quickly will it prove fatal?

What? Since when? He's not dead in a ditch somewhere, is he?

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It would be weird if they weren't.