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Brian Seward

@brisketdoughboy

Dogs, cats, scale models, barbecue, war reenacting. Happily married.

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War is all over the news and it's fuck-awful. So what's my "breakaway from the bullshit" coping mechanism? Building warplanes from 76 years ago. Also I need a new bulb for my lava lamp. I've had that for 26 years. #mig15 #modelplanes #histscalemodels #lavalamp #thewaterinsideusedtobeblue

12.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Placed a can of seltzer in my lunch bag this morning, and it immediately ruptured and started pissing seltzer everywhere. On the eve of my 40th year on this earth, my 20's kicked in, and I shotgunned that son of a bitch.

11.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 4427 πŸ” 414 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 23

I forgot to mention that Winfield Scott assisted in baking the khobz loaves. He's a good boy.

09.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's what the tagine looks like, fyi

09.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I made Moroccan food for seven people and didn't keep one morsel of leftovers for the wife & I. Our guests got it all. Hummus, khobz, Loubia, and couscous. The Loubia was cooked in my tagine, and it's arguably the best dish I've ever made in that thing! #moroccanfood #allhomemade 🍽

09.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I may or may not have been slightly inebriated when I wrote this. I stand by my posts from last evening. Brownsville Station fucking rules.

08.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brownsville Station – Kings Of The Party
Brownsville Station – Kings Of The Party YouTube video by Angelica

youtu.be/50GDTmdxadw?... I MEAN COME ON NOW

08.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BROWNSVILLE STATION IS SUCH AND UNDERRATED BAND HOLY SHIT THEY WERE INCREDIBLE

08.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you smell something good tonight it'll be my house I'm making Cajun shrimp stew with homemade stock

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A collage of images from #Nosferatu of 1922 - on the left a dramatic poster portraying Count Orlok, on the top right the iconic scene of his shadow ascending a staircase, and in the lower right Orlok is fatally exposed to the sun.

A collage of images from #Nosferatu of 1922 - on the left a dramatic poster portraying Count Orlok, on the top right the iconic scene of his shadow ascending a staircase, and in the lower right Orlok is fatally exposed to the sun.

On this day in 1922, German director #FWMurnau released the iconic expressionist silent movie #Nosferatu – Eine Symphonie des Grauens (A Symphony of Horror).

04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1553 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 25
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Not a fan of calling in to work for a bad back. I am a fan of hanging with my pets. #winfieldscottthecat #whitecats

05.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing that'll move ya to tears more than hearing from a loved one you haven't heard from in a while and finding out they've fallen on hard times.

I really wish the west coast was closer and I wish my family was closer.

04.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Parody of the map of the towns surrounding Rochester, NY

Meme Parody of the map of the towns surrounding Rochester, NY

Courtesy of the Innerloop blog.

innerloopblog.com

04.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to use religious undertones to justify a war in the 21st century is so bat-shit insane it ain't even funny. I can't wait to just run off to the hills and keep this shit-ass dystopia off of my back.

04.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 17724 πŸ” 4074 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 834
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Just replaced the needle in my record player for the first time. HOLY SHIT what a difference!

Blasting Rust in Peace by Megadeth and working on the MiG. I'm getting it ready for some darker shades of metallic paint. #mig15 #histscalemodels #vinylrecords #audiophile #butnotastuckupaudiophile

01.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found this in the basement last evening. I have no idea how it made the trip when I moved out of my parent's house all those years ago. If I could, I'd go back and tell that kid that I still have all of his Ramones albums. He was one cool cat.

01.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you don't introduce your children to the classics, you're a bad parent. George found the perfect listening place, on top of a package my wife just got. #georgepattonthecat #whitecats

01.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Post-hike workshop time. Different metallic shades for the control surfaces on this MiG. It's starting to look more realistic with each pass of the airbrush. #mig15 #histscalemodels

28.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Absolutely gorgeous day to hike along the Genesee. Fuckin' A, man. #geneseeriver #rochesterny

28.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update- headache is almost gone. Blasted some good tunes on the way to the post office and somehow that did the trick. I appreciate you taking the time out of your doomscrolling to look at my unhinged posts.

28.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a splitting headache but I'm still going to the post office to get a passport application AND I'm going hiking after that and if I get nauseous and upchuck all over a trail or US government property, so be it

28.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate videos where vintage aircraft are flying, but instead of engine noises, there's some song that doesn't have anything to do with the aircraft playing.

The one exception being ANY video featuring a Bell UH-1 with CCR's Fortunate Son playing. No greater "fuck yeah" feeling.

27.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I took an Epsom salt bath last evening, and I felt like some kind of ritzy rich bastard from the late 19th century while watching the Righteous Gemstones on an iPad perched on top of the toilet lid. Folks, that's what we call high living.

27.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'My Wife's Lovers', 1893 painting by Carl Kahler (1856–1906).

26.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3954 πŸ” 724 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 39

There's nothing more invigorating than slipping on ice and falling flat on your ass right as you're trying to get into your truck to go to work. Fucking stellar.

26.02.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me want to build a model railroad now

25.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I unfortunately don't have a layout...yet. I HAVE built several dioramas for tanks/planes where I have added scaled down versions of my dogs into the scenes. Makes for a great conversation piece!

25.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0