I hate being way more sensitive to heat as I've gotten older. I get even just a little warm and maybe haven't had enough water/food and my body's like hey bud wanna throw up :)
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rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
leland palmer in the black lodge
IMO this belongs in the hall of fame next to chicken nutguts and ketchud but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
The secret is to look stupid all the time so the desire and longing will be indistinguishable from your typical buffoonery
They should make some kinda vitamin that turns off the part of your brain that says if you let yourself want something too badly you:
1. Won’t get it
2. Will look stupid
A painting of a forlorn small dog on a thrift store shelf
el muchacho de los ojos tristes
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”
Beastars anime is over I guess? Did he finally be a star or what
viscerally remembering that exact store, stay safe out there soldier
love is real, and strong, and my friend
A cardboard crate full of spinach with a paper sign that says “Abraham Farmers Market Special Spansh bansh 1.00/Ea”
For sale: spansh bansh, one dollar
I’d just short circuit both ways, spending so much energy on trying to hold it in that I’d lose track of what I was trying to communicate. I’d become both incoherent and also gasp for breath in between sobs. These days I just let crying be in the background and focus entirely on communicating
An underrated skill I’m proud of developing over the years is being able to talk while crying. I used to try to suppress it so much because of this misguided idea that if you cry it means you’re so overcome with emotion that you’re no longer rational.
Oh no, I'm so sorry 💔
:)
I am, as @rosemary.world would say, having a nice time in my life :)
Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"
know the funny papers rules
My proletariat cred going down because I mentally side-eyed the barista for asking me “what size” cappuccino I wanted earlier
Adding langoustine to my caesar salad in the middle of the desert because I am #thatbitch
They don’t have that song for nothing
Unwilling chemical peel via overchlorinated pool at the airbnb
DJ headlining a garlic festival called Allicin Wonderland
Everyone should get a Chinese speaking boyfriend, is my take
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
Ok hilary duff
Probably getting sick actually. Even funnier prank
One pill 😞but maybe they put something special in the costco generic
Dissociating off zyrtec worse than K, this has to be a prank
