From Dusk till Prawn

Looks like people didn't fall for "The Green Party are hanging round playgrounds trying to give your kids crack cocaine" argument, guess they'll have to try something else.

“They who have put out the people's eyes reproach them of their blindness.” etc

Post Danae Hudlow @danae hudlow Follow 6 I need men to understand: at some point in every conservative gal's life, she will have the experience of sitting and listening to the men around her --men who are her friends -- discuss, in a detached way, whether or not her kind of people (women) should have the right to vote. 9:45 PM Feb 18, 2026494.8K Views

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

I Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat My Face, sobs woman who wrote innumerable opinion columns about how there were reasonable concerns about how regulations banning leopards eating people’s faces endangered women

These days you can be arrested just because it’s your birthday….

oh yes, I’m sure Andrew’s arrest will be of great embarrassment to the king, who was bessie mates with Jimmy fucking Savile

It makes me wonder if he got anything else for his birthday, like socks or something.

Something compelled me to make this

Pressure grows on ministers to end secrecy over UK medicines deal with Trump Critics say government hiding true cost of agreement ‘despite being forced to admit financial burden will grow year on year’

so hang on a minute, the UK (significantly, erm, “represented“ in negotiations by Mandelson) has just signed a trade deal with the US that gives into their demands for NHS to pay way more for medicines…. & yet Streeting won’t even tell us the barest details? 🤯
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

ARTE

A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose

BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

I guess “if your wife, daughter or mother gives us backchat, we’ll shoot her in the face then call her a terrorist” has turned out to be a less popular message than expected

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

Constable's The Hay Wain

I painted this picture earlier today but apparently it's 'already been done'.

FFS, it's possible for 2 people to come up with the same idea.

We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.

Only 8 more days before Jim Broadbent and his thespy mates can stop intoning bad poetry over adverts for Turkey crowns

Around London In 12 Elephants A dozen elephants spotted around town.

These are from the 'Elephanti Sunt Personae' art project (number 9 here: londonist.com/london/featu...) and are dotted all over London.

I think that's the milk from the fridge in Minority Report

Headline 'Scientists have discovered "third state" between life and death'.

Is it 'online training course'?

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

Oxford researchers say octopuses 'likely to take over the world' Oxford University boffins say the octopuses are likely to take over the world after humans.

The sooner the better, quite honestly

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Updating my LEGO White House