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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻

@mattypro12

Chef | Peaceful Villain | #Jayhawk | Uncivil Liberal | Geek Extraordinare | Provider to Cats | Fanatic of Sports | Casual Gamer | Builder of Gunpla & Lego | Sentai Fan | #FOE

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Love that for you

12.03.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time to go headhunting on Crouse

#MNWild

11.03.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We have no friends shared this.

09.03.2026 23:57 👍 7 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

When did Oliver North take a job with tangerine jizztrumpet?

10.03.2026 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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👇👇👇👇

09.03.2026 11:34 👍 9467 🔁 2967 💬 660 📌 255
09.03.2026 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kolanovic.

09.03.2026 21:47 👍 3807 🔁 973 💬 121 📌 70

The Dow is down 3000 and gas is up 42 cents a gallon in just 9 days.

09.03.2026 15:57 👍 473 🔁 160 💬 57 📌 13
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The Top 🔟 is IN! 👊

These are your points finishers in Australia 👇

#F1 #AusGP

08.03.2026 05:40 👍 218 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 19

Well that’s one Red Bull engine blown. Fingers crossed for crashtappen’s to blow as well. 🤞🏻

#F1 #AustralianGP

08.03.2026 04:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuuuuuuuuck…..

#F1 #AustralianGP #McLaren

08.03.2026 03:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump:

"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."

04.03.2026 11:24 👍 8350 🔁 2879 💬 201 📌 450

You guys safe?

07.03.2026 05:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Crashtappen going hard into the wall on his first qualifying lap of the new season?

Things you love to see.

#F1 #AustralianGP

07.03.2026 05:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just grabbed 3 bags this afternoon… there might only be 2 left…

07.03.2026 04:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pot fucking kettle

07.03.2026 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is stolen valor. Markwayne Mullin never served a single day in the military.

📌 Clipped from a 6-minute Fox News interview he posted on his own YouTube channel earlier this week.

06.03.2026 19:31 👍 1051 🔁 445 💬 99 📌 34
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🎯🎯

06.03.2026 16:04 👍 25848 🔁 9334 💬 850 📌 376

Gee, its almost as if magats are the absolute worst subhuman filth that humanity has to offer…

06.03.2026 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can only imagine how much they’ll have to spend on soap boxes so he can see over the podium.

06.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16551 🔁 3359 💬 259 📌 175

He's a massive fucking failure at being a plumber (ran his business into the ground before begging for a bailout)… just like he's a massive fucking failure at trying to be a tough guy(we’ve all seen the picture)

06.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well this takes me back

05.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It would be a damned shame if this photo of markwaynemullin hiding like a coward from what his party says were peaceful visitors were to be widely disseminated.

I remember, though...Pepperidge Farms too, I imagine.

05.03.2026 22:58 👍 14 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

You haven't had the joy of every campaign commercial of his ever since that moment being of him hitting a heavy bag and other ridiculous fuckery to try and convince everybody that he really is a tough guy and not just a cosplay tough guy.

05.03.2026 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29714 🔁 4024 💬 367 📌 161
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05.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump traded a Noem for a Gnome.

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
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Markwayne Mullin is a complete waste of life, who’s so fucking incompetent he ran his daddies plumbing business into the ground & begged the federal government that he claims to hate for a bailout.

Did I mention he's also a gutless fucking coward playing pretend tough guy?

This will be a shitshow.

05.03.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TR3!!!!!!

04.03.2026 03:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0