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Eventually societies will arise that can supply the plane with lemon-scented moist napkins

A text I sent to friends who are not on social media

Me IRL

Forced relocations are one of the pillars of authoritarian regimes

Yale just confirmed to me that the State Department did indeed cancel this contract for one of its research labs, which was tracking Ukrainian kids kidnapped by Russia:

People who know Trump say that the only thing that makes him genuinely happy is cruelty: being cruel or hearing stories about it. I suspect Musk is the same. And right wing comedy is aimed at laughs from “owning the libs” rather than an inherent humor of the joke

Trump wants to ban masks as part of an attack on our rights to speech, assembly, & protest. What if we wore matching masks, like Fawkes masks, but photo-realistic? Imagine a million marchers with the same face. Media couldn’t resist covering THAT

When Trump says peace he means capitulation

Temu is so weird

Well said.

For many years I have wanted a full size replica of this ripped painting, including the rip.

This is shameful.

It’s more than TWICE what Truffaut gave ya!

Is there an app that lets moviegoers post the actual feature film start time for a given movie at a given screen? In the unlikely case there isn’t one yet… someone should code that

Let me guess: none of these chargers are Tesla branded, and are in fact considered Tesla’s competitors.
We need a far stronger term than “conflict of interest” to describe the criminal shit Musk is doing.

Ideally, a group of smart & moral ppl would lead better than 1 charismatic speaker and a cult of personality. But clearly ppl CRAVE great leaders who can mesmerize a crowd. So WHEN WILL THE DEMS FIND ONE??? Who the fuck will we be running in 2028? We need the candidate RIGHT NOW.

She should be at the front desk of every building that Musk’s brownshirts try to enter

I did 5 days of BG acting on Netflix’s Zero Day. Today I watched the 1st crowd scene I’m in (Wall St. outside of burning subway) and you can see me at… oh. You can’t see me. Damn. Oh well… at least it was long hours and shitty pay.

I have always loved RGB’s take on the idea: there would be “enough women” on SCOTUS when there were nine, because there had been nine men for almost all of the court’s history.

The colonial fucking arrogance of the US and Russia holding “peace talks” without Ukraine involved is frankly staggering. Putin is penis cancer in human form and Trump is his dumber twin.

Waiting for my multiple legal stimulants to take effect before I go out and shovel the goddamn driveway

The only sane response is YES

Closing in on the big five-oh, SNL. Throwing it back to 2017 in your honor. Thanks for letting me play a small part in this past half-century. #SNL50

What?

The peak yrs of the anti-war movement were about 66-74. The “Trump era” has now lasted longer. So where are our great resistance leaders? Our great protest songs, books, & films? When will the Left stop squabbling and UNITE to resist this fascist coup?? For fuck’s sake WHEN???

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