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@jerkstorejezebel

Ellie • evil gremlin • Queen of Dipshits • any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely coincidental if u follow me u will probably see my butt

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come to the war crimes memorial fountain in 45 minutes if you want your ass kicked

12.03.2026 23:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am not going to research that because I want to believe there was a crossover episode where Conan has to defeat Hammerman and give his magic shoes to Crom

12.03.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good point. I guess my thoughts are coloured by manufacturing where there is so much being run off like a commodore 64 with cigarette burns all over the keyboard

12.03.2026 15:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's like the old saying, if you put a frog in a pot and gradually turn up the heat, the water will be boiling before you realize that the frog wasn't exaggerating

12.03.2026 15:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Remember when people were actually up in arms about the north carolina bathroom bill?" she chuckled bitterly

12.03.2026 15:02 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eat shit you fucking ghoul

12.03.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, if they're not still using it I'll be shocked

12.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They made a fucking *Rambo" cartoon‽

Jesus fucking CHRIST

12.03.2026 14:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Same but I'm not going to

09.03.2026 15:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The heart wants what the heart wants

02.03.2026 16:21 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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YOSPOS bicht

27.02.2026 14:38 👍 160 🔁 68 💬 4 📌 4
carp

carp

carp

27.02.2026 06:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nuh uh

26.02.2026 23:47 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Don't get me wrong, I am stupid, just not for *that*

26.02.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I stopped feeling bad about it when I got diagnosed with dyscalculia

26.02.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's cruel, really. Like teaching a baby how to huff paint. I never stood a chance of a normal existence

26.02.2026 23:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, cool it with the FUD. I'm sure mechahitler can be trusted and we're not all completely fucked. At least that's what chatgpt says.

25.02.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I understand them, but I don't necessarily*agree* with them

23.02.2026 16:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
SpongeBob SquarePants telling federal marshal Tommy Lee Jones "I didn't kill Sandy!" to which Jones replies "I don't care" Christ, what an asshole.

SpongeBob SquarePants telling federal marshal Tommy Lee Jones "I didn't kill Sandy!" to which Jones replies "I don't care" Christ, what an asshole.

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Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

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15 THOUSAND dollars

15 THOUSAND dollars

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HO CULTURAL MARXISM IS DESTROYING VIDEO GAMES

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EFFORTLESSLY CLAIMING THE QUAD

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