Fancy Rat

This shit just keeps getting worse

So sad I didn’t have $B in my life in 2016. I would have been a different dang person. The algorithm finally showed me them after I had ONE tech n9ne track on repeat for months.

No it’s so bad, I bought lotto tix cuz how am I this fucked today

So I’m actually in hell right now

Very human thing to do.

monday comin'

Very grateful for the few that happen to have the audacity to order teacups from me during the horrors.
Thank you very much. I’m plateauing here and until this point I could afford more time at home.

Hello, I would like to see it

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Wild!

I got a boat that actually fits into a bag, but I can’t use it until this fuckass E-coli in the water thing ends. WTF

Did it hurt to stop? Like random flaring pain?

I would love for Mr freeze or whatever his name is to breath on my head until it’s in cryosleep but instead I have an icebox for a pillow

This makes perfect sense

Gotta prepare for the fact that I’m gunna want a mangonada so bad later

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For some reason this week was The Descent 1&2 re watch week.

Not yet

Seriously!

Switched from Spotify to Tidal using Songshift to transfer playlists, it was way too easy.

Someone sprayed mace outside the store and everyone’s coughing and wheezing except me. 😷

I don’t care how “forgiving” I appeared in my late teens and 20s when my frontal lobe wasn’t even fully developed. The rage and hate I have now is liberating me. It is euphoric to be this angry for a silenced inner child.

I love how that episode came out during my “everyday is an emergency” phase of therapy. I didn’t watch it until lockdowns.

Whyyy did I need to understand why Sam Esmail named s4e7 of Mr Robot “Proxy Authentication Required” at 3 in the morning.

I don’t understand how someone who should be in prison asks for permission to share family photos.
How vile to pretend to consider boundaries.
Stay in your lane.

Absolutely can’t stand AI art creators adding me on IG. Go tf away.

Yes no ofcourse I love to wake up to a leggy boy on the ceiling. One hundred percent.

Essence of garlic only. We are low FODMAP around here

I miss my bicycle

It’s funny they never talk like this when the topic is increasing minimum wages.