Rajoy es un poeta al lado del gran Cheto
Rajoy es un poeta al lado del gran Cheto
Sketch de la televisiΓ³n alemana en el que rescatan a unos influencersA de Dubai...y los depositan en la oficina de Hacienda que les corresponde. π
I love that you denigrate Tycho by linking the comic directly and not the text :p
teewatterss on Threads: βlosing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollarβ
10/10 take. no notes
βInternational Womenβs Dayβ ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.
Asking my wife if she wants to see a post from a guy whoβs gonna set his own house on fire
En Sants, un anuncio en plan "si cierran mΓ‘s viviendas turΓsticas los asistentes al Mobile World Congress van a tener que dormir en los stands" y yo "bueno, pues si todo es positivo lo hacemos ya, ΒΏno?"
Dozens of little girls were killed in war waged to coverup the rape and murder of other little girls by the perpetrators waging it. This is Epsteins war.
Si despuΓ©s de esto no le dan el Nobel de la Paz a Trump yo ya no sΓ© quΓ© mΓ‘s tiene que hacer el hombre.
Diogenes: told ya
While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.
Lo mismo pero ADT, y se bebieron una fanta que igual que en tu caso ni la tiraron a la basura.
At this rate that name will get you on a list
Bienvenido! Me alegra ver que pudiste llegar a Esp!
βWe are not working on building an AI agent. We are working to protect Signal from the invasion of AI agents that threaten privacy and that are being implemented in irresponsible waysβ
Francos successor
I believe a trip of acid runs you more than 3usd but not that much more, closest suggestion
A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
Ni que fuera Don Quijote
Diogenes named the constellations right?
Basically say "no" to spend 5% gdp on defense, stood their ground in USAian
You wont know what ratio of Soma they add to the city water, that's why I buy Evian, pure water with 1% soma, exactly 1% a number you can count on!
Venetians preparing for Bezosβ wedding in their city.
#venice
#taxtherich
#venezia
#bezos
Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other
"Wait," the American representative said.
The rest of the Human trade delegation groaned.
"With this deal, the Galactic Empire get all our entertainment, and we get all their technology."
"Yes?"
"Is that fair? We have, like, thousands of films!"
"They have spaceships."
"That's one thing!"