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13.03.2026 01:12
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me: dude i havent had subway in a million years
ageless being im friends with: 997,974 BC…
drove past a thrift clothing store called The Spoils of Wear
look at me like a human boy
ahhh helpful
isnt mince meat actually fruits?
extremely big daylight feeling
saw the url and was like damn did she drop a sequel
“Sliced i guess” so funny to me that i feel sick
“dont rake your leaves until nights are above 50 so pollinators can hatch” is good advice that combines 3 great loves: having the moral high ground, not doing chores, and bugs
“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today
first loon of the season today
dont ever underestimate billy
carcinization more like Imitation Crab
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lol in the archives
ENT wont see me until i see an ophthalmologist. ophthalmologist wont see me until i see an ENT. its called Quantum Care and i both am and am not receiving it
pretty proud of this one
i didnt like this either at all. felt informed by videogames in the worst possible way, all side quests
not trying to point out my joke but rather that figuring this out changed my perspective bsky.app/profile/brya...
pretty proud of this one
lift your skinny fists
that’s definitely it, thank you!
anyone recognize this song? serious request
in like a lion
sequins aisle in the fabric store is Valhalla for people who like to drag their fingers on things as they walk
damn 2018. i thought earlier
younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet
me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner
