Matt Day

very well said from @meredithmeredith.bsky.social

They're also really good typists. In the wild, they can get up to 120 words a minute so long as they're not distracted by another fox's scent marking.

I find that breathing techniques can also improve my ability to not work out. If I'm sitting on the couch or just relaxing somewhere and I get the urge to work out, if I focus on my breath it usually goes away.

This looks like a cup filled with the bugs that are right this moment crawling around inside my head.

This is a cosmic Rorschach test. I'm going with vagina, final answer.

I think you have to know calculus to understand how that thing works.

Does anyone else have different classifications for how you dress like, "Formal" and "Creative Professional" and "Yard worker who is OK getting some animal shit on his clothes"?

I was raised on a steady diet of guys like this. Get Rick Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper in there and you got yourself a quorum.

Big, big bootid, what you got? A big bootid!

This is a violation of the natural order. That said, I will have 26 of them, please.

This looks like something from when I have a nightmare about Beelzebub speaking in tongues while eating my spleen.

A scene that forever appeals to the 90s kid in all of us. 🍔🍟

I've always felt that the name "Janet" was unnecessary. No offense, Janet.

Just because you're failing does not mean you're struggling. Some of us just lean into it better.

What is the point of knowing how to read if I don't keep starting new books that I know in my heart I will NEVER finish.