Me trying the mental exercises Navy Seals use to fall asleep in under 2 minutes:
Don’t think
Don’t think
Don’t… SPEAK, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU’RE SAAAAYIIIN’
09.01.2026 08:42
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Me trying the mental exercises Navy Seals use to fall asleep in under 2 minutes:
Don’t think
Don’t think
Don’t… SPEAK, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU’RE SAAAAYIIIN’
When a certain gentleman arrived from Rome, he wore the dress, and we stayed home.
What do you guys think Buzz’s girlfriend is doing now?
Just finished “Claire of the Moon” and it’s the best sapphic propaganda film I’ve ever seen. I like how much of it was just women talking.
I wish Mary Oliver was around so I could tell her that what I’m doing with my one wild and precious life is watching every lesbian movie made before 1995.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That” was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when every single fantasy series that’s better and less transphobic than Harry Potter was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when ”The Hot Chick” was written
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when ”Shrek the Third” was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “All The Things She Said” by t.A.T.u. was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Inside Out” by Eve 6 was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Graduation (Friends Forever)” by Vitamin C was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Somewhere Only We Know” by Keane was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Tom’s Diner” by Suzanne Vega was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was not there when “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot was written but it still had a significant impact on me during my formative years.
Or ‘Beans on Toast In Your Face’ for long.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when every song on the Garden State soundtrack (except “One Of These Things First” and “The Only Living Boy In New York”) was written.
*Thanks mom happy Pride month
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “The Swiss Army Romance” by Dashboard Confessional was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “You Get What You Give” by New Radicals was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “As I Lay Me Down” by Sophie B. Hawkins was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “I Love You Always Forever” by Donna Lewis was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Counting Blue Cars” by Dishwalla was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!)” by Blu Cantrell was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “One Week” by Barenaked Ladies was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)” by Nine Days was written.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” by Shania Twain was written.