Our game of Pictionary was *so* tedious I had to turn away. Oh well, Back to the drawing, bored!
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Our game of Pictionary was *so* tedious I had to turn away. Oh well, Back to the drawing, bored!
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It's terrible; My sweet old grandmother insists on setting all her gossip to poetry. And to make natters verse…
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As a classical musician, the most tedious instrument to play is the triangle... it's just one Ting after another.
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- I was on the London Underground with the New Zealand rugby team heading to a Star Wars themed fancy-dress party when they burst into their traditional ceremonial dance.
- Tube Haka?
- No, Han Solo; I'm not that hairy!
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- Venice isn't what it used to be. The canals are filthy, piazzas unkempt, stray animals sleeping on boats…
- Gondola dogs?
- Well, I wouldn't say it's deteriorated quite that far!
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"A Jar Full Of Daffodils!"
#SundayYellow
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#Nature
#Springtime
Thank you! 😊
Opinion, a subjective perspective 🖤 #shotoniphobne #mobilephotography #blackandwhite
Oh, definitely Alien Eggs! :-)
Thank you, Rike! :-)
"Mathematical Representation! "
#Blackandwhitemacro
#Monochrome
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#Nature
"Spring Is Just Around The Corner!"
#Springtime
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#Gardening
- Whilst on Safari our tour party was suddenly surrounded by a large group of angry, tusked beasts!
- Herd of Elephants?
- Of course I have, but these were definitely warthog!!!
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A modern-day version of "Bugsy Malone" has been produced based upon the infamous "Krispy Kreme Cartel".
In the final climactic scene the cops burst into the factory all bun's glazing!
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"Fake Baobab!"
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
First day on the job at the Pottery Factory and I fell asleep in the kiln. Needless to say I was Fired!
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"Off In All Directions!"
Have a wonderful 2025! 😃🎆
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#HappyNewYear
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"Generations-Old Sweet Chestnut Looks Positively Prehistoric!"
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#Nature
#SweetChestnut
The dishes in this year's MasterChef series are becoming more and more surreal. We've had Grilled Earlobe, Roast Lips & Sautéed Nostril, yet, strangely, no one battered an eyelid!
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When I remarked that he had 'Jug Ears'; my word, his face was a Pitcher!
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You can never have too many roses! 😁
I still have one or two blooms clinging on, but a few more days and it will all be over for the year 😔
Thank you :-)
It's always a shame to see the end of them, but at least spring is only a few short months away!
"Delicate Frosting!"
Happy #RoseWednesday!
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"Huge Specimen!"
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- With the sharp rise in equestrian related accidents Down Under they've set up a dedicated medical centre along the bridle path.
- Horse Trail E.R.?
- New Zealand I believe.
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"Festive Feast!"
#Nature
#NaturePhotography
#Christmas