Brain Drop

Who could have seen this coming?

Tucker Carlson Says He’s Launching a New Show on Twitter Tucker Carlson is starting a show on Twitter after being fired by Fox News.

He’d be better off opening the window and yelling

New Jersey resident finds giant mounds of dumped pasta in woods A New Jersey pedestrian found "hundreds of pounds" of pasta dumped along a creek near Veterans Park in Old Bridge. Public works employees cleaned it up, but the culprit is unknown.

Someone found pasta in NJ. That’s not news. Would be news if you walked through NJ and didn’t find pasta

Concertgoer lets out a 'loud full body orgasm' while L.A. Phil plays Tchaikovsky's 5th Multiple people reported hearing someone 'orgasm' during the L.A. Philharmonic's performance of Tchaikovsky's fifth symphony on Friday. It's not clear what happened.

Now that’s a fan

AI banned from running nuclear missile systems under bipartisan bill A group of three Democrats and one Republican have introduced a bill in the House that would codify existing Pentagon policy that mandates a human be "in the loop" on nuclear decisions, which is aimed at making sure AI itself can't start a war.

Yeah. Probably not a bad idea.

Why is Florida the only state to pass a full-on ‘curricula ban’? “Of all the states that have considered curricular bans in the last few years, just one state enacted it,” John Coleman, legislative counsel for FIRE, told Yahoo News.

Because it’s run by fascists, Alex?

Ousted NBCUniversal CEO Jeff Shell Lost $43.3 Million in Stock After He Was Fired Jeff Shell, former CEO of NBCUniversal, forfeited stock grants and options worth $43.3 million after he was fired for cause, according to Comcast.

Lost $41M for inappropriate relationship. That’s an expensive impropriety

Republican Tim Scott Will Challenge Trump in May for the 2024 Nomination Tim Scott plans to make his 2024 presidential run official, after the South Carolina US senator tested the waters with an exploratory committee earlier this month.

This guy has 1.8% of the vote written all over him. Should be his campaign slogan - 1.8% or bust!

Bill Gates Became $2 Billion Richer Today The fourth richest man in the world had a banner day on Wall Street as Microsoft's shares surged.

$2B? That’s a good day. Not a great day, but a good one

Spain hit by summer-strength heat in April An unusually early heatwave in drought-hit Spain is set to peak on Thursday and Friday with temperatures expected to break April records in the south of the country.Since Monday, Spain has been enveloped by a mass of warm, dry air from North Africa that has driven up temperatures to "levels normally seen in summer and exceptionally high for this time of year," said Spain's state weather agency AEMET. "It's highly likely (the heatwave) will peak on Thursday and Friday," it added, acknowledging ma

101 in Spain on April. Sounds normal. I’m sure nothing is going on

Exorcist saw 'possessed' nun crawl up wall 'like squirrel' and 'overpower 6 men' Reverend Daniel Reehil performs exorcisms on people who he says have been possessed by the devil, and in a chilling interview revealed some of the scariest things he's seen.

If only he had a camera. Damn. I’m sure this happened

IRS Hiring Gun-Carrying Agents in all 50 States - Americans for Tax Reform A review of the IRS job board shows the agency is seeking to hire armed agents in all 50 states. “WE’RE HIRING SPECIAL AGENTS NOW!” states the IRS website in all caps, with an exclamation point for emphasis. “Click here to apply today!” [Archived link here in case the IRS removes the listing] Under the […]

Well this seems like a good idea. Can’t see a downside

Pandering dog pic in desperate plea for followers

Who Will Replace Tucker Carlson at Fox News? Here Are Mediaite’s Top Picks It remains unclear exactly Tucker Carlson was let go (the list of theories is long) but his departure leaves a gaping hole in Fox's line up.

Satan?

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/who-will-replace-tucker-carlson-at-fox-news-these-are-the-top-picks/

You can’t just reuse a nickname you used for someone else. That’s like George Foreman naming all his kids George.