I am getting so so very tired of this.

Is this real? If so, hilarious.

byeeeeeeee

5 percent is a bargain compared to having your head on a pike.

And righteous anger to motivate them.

"Congration, we done it!"

From my cold, dead hands, etc. ..

Those legs go ALL the way up. Hubba hubba.

As long as it doesn't mean being in the same room as them.

You're a human, work on your soul.

And people hell want ice water.

Posers.

If you claim to be someone's ally, but you're not getting hit by the stones thrown at them, you're not standing close enough.

......It's easy if you try.

Without enforcement, a law is only a suggestion.

Nah, inside it's just tiny house spiders. We treat them as pets, lol.

Cheaper too.

Thanks. We had like 100 of them all around the house, and I didn't have the heart to knock them down.

Different kind of blow up. I like how you think though.

And if you don't like it, you're a terrorist.

The irony.

I hope so. I miss my gummies.

I was not aware of this. I usually call it "smoke" or "weed."

These fuckers think they've seen radical.

I feel ya

Police just raided a store that sold hemp products, and now every store in town pulled it off the shelves. Anderson, SC. Guess I'll just break the law. 🤷‍♂️

I just built my computer a couple of years ago, and it won't let me install 11. I'm not buying another computer. They can bite me.

I'm pretty sure that phrase originally described an impossible act. They have it backwards. Similar to how they describe a bad cop as "just one bad apple," forgetting that it "spoils the bunch."

That's the face a stubborn toddler makes to show you they are mad.

A hard rain's a-gonna fall.