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ITS BELOREYY SALTHERIL.

We should get playable Amani and they should be able to be druids and their resto form should be pangolins.

yes you have to cull the lynxes and bring me their collars that they have for some reason

single cell organism

Also its just lazy. Whats the joke here besides "omg they mentioned real thing"

while /pissed likes have always had goofy meta references (orcs talking about yoda, sorceress' asking to add her on battle net, "jaina in the morning" etc) this one is just messy and feels totally inappropriate considering the settings inspirations.

Not good.

And just like in real life I was standing awkwardly in the background waiting to unpause the ps2 when my friends dad finally leaves

oof, I farm the lumber and buy the mats myself cause it usually works out cheaper, then work order it. But its slooow

Slowly replacing the bookshelves

we'll see acog scopes on lasguns by 2028

catgirl from the party who didnt have a torso

I love how man-thing just exists in these games

perceived

Commission of @chainbreaker.bsky.social 's gorgeous mysterious scrumptious Nexus Prince Iraaj

jewlcrafting, but the recipe is apparently a nightmare to find.

AH, but I gathered the mats and did em via work orders cause the prices are ridic

Giant gold women attained

one fear

Resi games take such clear inspiration from movies like Jurassic Park or Aliens. I always likened them to a James Cameron movie and a Romero zombie film put in a blender. They're big melodramatic action horror blockbusters not, whatever this thing is

Its weirdly obsessed with tentacles and people getting mashed together yeah

The gang and some redshirts investigate a spooky derelict place, as they investigate they discover horrific monsters, leading to an evil laboratory, some betrayals occur, some people die, they fight a big boss monster and destroy the place just in time to escape

easy, done

I didn't like alien romulus at all but if you change the names and a few details you'd get a pretty solid resident evil script out of it, its that easy

A brown and white lop-eared bunny sits outside on a wooden desk.

Leaving you with this

Finished.

I uh

huh

Like oh my god shut up

This whole movie feels like Justin Longs character from Barbarian stumbling into situations and saying things like "THAT... DID NOT HAPPEN!" "NO FREAKIN WAY" over and over, theres no melodrama here its all gags and freak outs

I fear it is getting worse

"MOMENTS LATER: Bryan stands in the snow, zips up a Police Jacket and turns away from the cop car, walking toward the tree line. On his back are the letters: RCPD. (EVERYONE WHO’S PLAYED THE GAMES WILL JIZZ THEIR PANTS HERE.)" I mean no I don't think so. I'd be going "Why isn't it RPD? Its always RPD, thats wrong, you got it wrong"

Reading Creggers resident evil script and already seen stuff thats making me groan

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