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Late Knight Warrior, DJ/MC/Sound Guy, Old man Punk Rock, 4th Generation Union, Dog person, and (bad) gamer: LuchaElvis on XBoxLive. NY πŸ—½ born and raised. Fan of Isles πŸ’, Mets ⚾, NJPW, Stardom, and AEW πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ. πŸ₯ƒπŸ‘Ή

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A commercial for absolute grifting trash

A commercial for absolute grifting trash

I only watch cable TV in hotels, so I never see commercials. I remember when late night TV was full of wholesome things like adult chat lines and Adam and Eve ads, not ads for Grandpa to buy his grandkids disgusting propaganda grift. I didn't see this in Iowa, but in the red city of Boston.

14.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Elvis Cage | A St. Baldrick's Participant I'm shaving my head to raise money for childhood cancer research and stand in solidarity with kids fighting cancer! Make a donation to support my fundraising efforts!

I'm $60 away from my $1,000 goal as I shave my beard off to help raise money for #childhoodcancer research with #StBaldricks. Every dollar helps! #NYC #LongIsland
www.stbaldricks.org/participants...

12.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a comeback win from the #Isles.

11.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Just two blue collar guys from NY hanging out in Kyoto.

Just two blue collar guys from NY hanging out in Kyoto.

Happy Mar10 Day to those who celebrate. #Mar10Day #SuperMario #Nintendo

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If there's any bridge in the world that can radicalize someone, it's the George Washington Bridge". A ten part series coming to CNN Saturdays.

10.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Join us

10.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8

Paul stealing everything

10.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It's basically AEW Plus on Triller on their own app with the options of adding ROH and the PPVs on a different tier. Not available in the US or Canada, but the magical land of Nord, Australia works

10.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Nation reaches settlement with DOJ in antitrust case Live Nation Entertainment has reached a proposed settlement with the U.S. β€ŒJustice Department in an antitrust case targeting its dominance in the live‑events industry, according to a court hearing on ...

Finally, a win for *checks notes* an evil corporation. share.google/3lGpTvjBNPFL...

09.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever goes to a wrestling show and does the "what?" chant, please fuck off and die. Cunts.

08.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Sign that says β€œWrestling is Real Trickle-Down Economics is Fake”

Sign that says β€œWrestling is Real Trickle-Down Economics is Fake”

See y’all at #AEWcollision tonight.

07.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 660 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 13

Yes. We need a place.

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a witch sticking her head out of a hole Alt: A witch, who definitely doesn't work for the Mets, slinking away from the Braves clubhouse

The Mets would never...

06.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On this day in 2025:

Ahead of the Hollywood Ending, on #AEWDynamite Toni Storm and Mariah May sat down to discuss their upcoming match at Revolution:

β€œI sentence you to a lifetime of mediocrity. Your life will continue. Your career will continue. And it’ll be good β€” but never great.”

(via AEW)

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Fine, I'll make room to hang this in my office. Seriously though, great work.

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 22564 πŸ” 4983 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 403
A social media interaction involving William Ospreay being promiscuous

A social media interaction involving William Ospreay being promiscuous

After he returns, if whoever he's feuding with doesn't say "Will, you ignorant slut!", what are we even doing? #AEW 🀼

05.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win over Gabe Kidd. #AEW

05.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

March, where it's both cold dreary winter and allergy inducing spring at the same time.

04.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is no way shaming either Hobbs or Danhausen, just the fed's booking.

01.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blurry picture of a woman 's face with a man in the background Alt: An unenthusiastic Mariah May

Mariah May watching a mid-card men's wrestler debut at the Rumble and then a comedy wrestler debut at the chamber. #WrestleSky

01.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Monopolies are bad, but this is a next level bad.

26.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse ! Alt: a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !

The X-Men arcade game (and more) getting an updated physical release announcement and the Mortal Kombat II trailer dropping today is the type of positivity this old nerd needs in these worst of times.

26.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We must reject political violence of any kind," says Trump, who pardoned hundreds of violent rioters who participated in the Jan. 6 insurrection that he inspired.

25.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 3430 πŸ” 807 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 23

The only State of the Union worth listening to is "State of the Union" by Rise Against.

24.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Email to USA Hockey

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

23.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 18923 πŸ” 3108 πŸ’¬ 542 πŸ“Œ 552

Imagine mocking the Women's US National Hockey Team. A team that is historically better than the men's team. A team, that at one time, included the mother of the player who scored the golden goal for the men's team. Big loser energy from these morons.

23.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

As someone with a heart condition, my life was in danger until I got vaccinated. Every day was life or death. My cousin died. Two friends died.

Fuck this administration. Fuck the people who voted for them. Fuck the people who continue to support them.

Motherfuck the lot of them.

23.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I worked on an ambulance in a red zone for the entire pandemic. The amount of death I saw should not be experienced by anyone, but we did our job. These covid deniers are a slap in the face to all the families who suffered and to all of us frontline workers who did what we needed to do for society.

23.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We can't have anything nice.

23.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0