Jordan The Grey

Actual conversation I had:

“How can you NOT believe in god?!?”

Do you believe in Zeus..?

“No…”

Just like that.

Watching the entire Internet immediately ride for Paul Dano but then turn around and tell Timothée Chalamet to go fuck himself has truly been a highlight of this year so far.

As a Day 1 hater, I’ve been waiting for this day.

The way that noxious little prick wouldn’t even *qualify* for the ballet or opera but stating his presence would “keep it alive” is truly one of the most egregious exercises of narcissism that I’ve ever witnessed.

So glad he isn’t winning the Oscar.

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Going to see The BRIDE! today!
So excited for this one.
Full review coming later! 🖤

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Bad work ≠ clone

The Satanic Temple Salem Art Gallery 🖤

👀

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My new favorite response to incel trolls is “have you considered crying yourself to sleep over it?”

No matter what they say, I hit them with that.

It absolutely infuriates them and they just continue to comment.

Every time.

More engagment = more $$ for me

Cannot truly recommend it enough.

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Which movies should I watch this week before going to Salem? ✨🧹

I’m starting with The Crucible

The heartbreaking agony of stepping on your pets tail and then trying to explain to them you didn’t mean to hurt them is a special kind of hell 🥲

Re-creating this look from “Wuthering Heights” 🤍

Visiting Salem this week and just found out that Massachusetts is getting a blizzard 🥲

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The UK arrested the Andrew formerly known as Prince and yet the USA still has an adjudicated rapist and alleged PDF sitting in our Oval Office.

WE ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH.

Misogynist incels will spend allllll day in my comment sections complaining about a system that
They
Set
Up.

“But what AbouT HyPergaMy?”

You systemically subjugate women by withholding access and resources unless we ✨acquiesce✨ and then you immediately complain when we do.

SAME! For years! I can’t escape 😭

Everything I learn about this influencer divorce has been against my will.

It’s almost like the more money spent on a wedding is an exact precursor for how short the marriage will be.

It’s ALMOST like throwing a lavish ceremony is compensating for lack of actual compatibility and love.

Well, I made it to February before pooping my pants this year. 🥲

IBS life is really shitty.

And yes, my shitposting IS BACK.

You’re welcome.

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Is A Knight of Seven Kingdoms the best thing HBO has put out since Game of Thrones?

Yes, yes it is.

What are you watching right now? 👀

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Please don’t judge me but Bridgerton is my absolute guiltiest pleasure. I binge this show like it’s my job 🫣

Emerald Fennell’s “Wuthering Heights” Movie Review YouTube video by Jordan The Grey Witch

“Wuthering Heights” felt like a teen fever dream

⬇️ Full Movie Review ⬇️

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“Wuthering Heights” was visually stunning with an incredible soundtrack.

However…

Full movie review coming later

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I’ll be in Salem next week! 🧹🌙

Please drop your recommendations for restaurants, museums, etc. in the comments!

Waking up to the news of a deadly shooting in Canada…

We in the states know that pain all too well.

My heart breaks for our wonderful neighbors to the north.

American but heart is in Canada today❤️

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So, when We The People actually get the un redacted files, how would you guys like to handle it?

Guillotine?
Hanging?
Firing squad?

Personally, I’m voting for the wood chipper. Feet first.

All Black Valentine’s Day ‘fit 🖤

I guess we should start referring to it as KidRock Bottom.

I saw someone refer to the other show as Klanchella and I can’t stop laughing lmao

I feel like the Seahawks defeating the Patriots with a Spanish halftime show is very symbolic.

We should be moving back onto the correct timeline now.