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The people wishing for Armageddon.

12.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure he/she will be of a similar competency level.

12.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If he wanted to destroy America for not electing him in 2020 (yes I do think he's that psychotic) or because Putin has the tapes, what would he be doing differently?

12.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They frequently can be seen at MMA fights, his girlfriend's gigs and Las Vegas.

12.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The white house viewed from behind the security fence

The white house viewed from behind the security fence

Yes Senator from Alabama who lives in Florida.
The enemy is inside the gates.
Won't you help us remove him?

12.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
β€œThe Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...

They can't...look who's in charge of security.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...

12.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see it as a way for pedeo47 to get revenge on Rubio.
Rubio brought up trump's teeny hands in the 2016 debate. FOTUS immediately claimed he had no problem in that area, right?
Small hands = smallπŸ†.
Maybe shoes too big are a subtle dig.
Small feet = small πŸ†.
It's just my weirdo take I guess.

12.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚
That's hilarious.
You think republican voters can or will read.
Good one πŸ˜‰

12.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are not looking for someone that's qualified, so no surprise there, they want a loyalist.
But aiding and abetting a felony should be an immediate NO for this loyalist with no relevant experience.

12.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

No, and anyone believing that it's ending soon hasn't learned the lessons of Iraq or Vietnam.

12.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MR. DRAFT DODGER WANTED A WAR
BUT COULDN’T SAY WHAT IT WAS FOR

NO ONE GAVE US A RHYME OR REASON
NUMBER ONE DOUBT AND THEY CALL IT TREASON

11.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't checked but I bet it's part of Project 2025

11.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Soldier Details Chilling Messaging From Higher-Ups About β€˜God’s Plan’ In Iran: β€˜It Shocked Many Of Us’ One commander had a β€œbig grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump β€œhas been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.

Nobody is dumb enough to believe that, and then invade another country based on that assumption, right?
Oh!
"a commander told them to tell fellow troops that the war in Iran was β€œall part of God’s divine plan.”
God and Jesus now okay with murdering children?
FUCK🀬

11.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me.

11.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the crusades are back in vogue.
'Onward christian soldiers' πŸ™„
Killing in Jesus' name, amen.

11.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think trump intentionally gave 'little Marco' oversized shoes because of Rubio's comment about trump's teeny tiny hands during the 2016 debate.
pedo47 is always seeking revenge.

11.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TBF, any accurate photo of him is inherently unflattering.

11.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration designates Afghanistan as a state sponsor of wrongful detention Secretary of State Marco Rubio formally designated Afghanistan as a state sponsor of wrongful detention, paving the way for the Trump administration to impose penalties such as sanctions and export co...

Total lack of self awareness?
"Trump administration designates Afghanistan as a state sponsor of wrongful detention"
Yes, wrongful detention is bad, right?
RIGHT?

11.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Why are we Americans so down on our fellow citizens?"
Because we can never be sure if they are one of the 77 million Americans who voted for insanity.
We can't trust them.

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All true.

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They still exist but are not enforced.
Like the Emoluments clause.
Or the Hatch act.
Or section 3 of the 14th amendment saying insurrectionists cannot hold public office
Or the Constitutional requirement that Congress control the purse & levy taxes/declare war
In the upside down none of that matters

11.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And president pedo.
Why does he want to keep grifting while he's at death's door?
What good will the $ he's stealing and conning do him?
Will his heirs fight over it?
Anyway, I'm reminded of an old Woody Allen joke about that mentality.
He said 'my Grandfather, on his death bed, sold me this watch'.

11.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like they planned it to be this way. πŸ™„

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And those same people write our tax codes and pass tax cuts that benefit the Epstein class.
The politician with the richest backers wins, right?
Time for a national political reset, and an elimination of Citizens United.
VOTE THEM OUT!

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, even that 22 yr old intern in charge of our anti terrorism is more qualified than the man with two first names.
Don't show this to pedo47; he might replace Mullin with the intern.

10.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they could file a bill labeling the bombing of children MURDER! 🀬

10.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Judge orders Arizona Senate to immediately release documents about election audit Records must be released to the public, including those in the hands of Cyber Ninjas, the private firm hired to do the audit.

We've known for at least 5 years that this is all phony made-up bullsquat.
They've had the records since then.
Even the 'cyber ninjas' could not find evidence of fraud.
In fact, they found MORE votes for Biden.
More gaslighting and lies from the record breaking liars in the trump regime.

10.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, pedo47 thinks that only women who vote for democrats will be affected.
He also thinks that only democrats lack passports or 'real' I.D.
Maybe 'thinks' is the wrong word here.

10.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since pedo47 is lifting sanctions on Russian oil, and since he is also stealing Venezuelan oil, they could make a nice profit selling to Cuba.
Or they could just continue to strangle their economy and invade, it's a toss up.
We will continue to threaten them until...
Until...
Why are we doing this?πŸ˜–

10.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
AG Bondi gazes with reverence at trump

AG Bondi gazes with reverence at trump

Melania glares at trump at the stalled escalator.

Melania glares at trump at the stalled escalator.

If only Melania looked at him with such reverence and devotion.

10.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0