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Bob Evans

@bizob2828

Charm City resident Lead engineer on Node.js agent @ New Relic Former live music enthusiast https://bizob2828.github.io/

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Did you try it out?

26.02.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be a fly on the wall during the events leading up to that indictment. What a shit show. I didnโ€™t realize they tried to use evidence from a past investigation

26.11.2025 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @duolingoverde.bsky.social, I donโ€™t want a plushie. Stop asking me after every lesson. This is sleazy marketing.

25.11.2025 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
GitHub Status Welcome to GitHub's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.

Oh fun, I haven't been able to push to github for an hour. That's a good time to stop for the day. Looks like a fix is in place: www.githubstatus.com #hugops

18.11.2025 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't used it in over 10 years ago but it didn't really help for our use case. We got more out of engineers writing behavioral driven style test suites/cases. We bailed after a few months of constantly having to implement new scenarios.

17.11.2025 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men in suits and ties are waving their hands in a room ALT: two men in suits and ties are waving their hands in a room
28.10.2025 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bumper sticker: โ€œDILF: dang I love fungiโ€

Bumper sticker: โ€œDILF: dang I love fungiโ€

#DILF

28.10.2025 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank the lord!

28.10.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Node.js โ€” Node.js v24.11.0 (LTS) Node.jsยฎ is a free, open-source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environment that lets developers create servers, web apps, command line tools and scripts.

New @nodejs.org 24.11.0 release.
nodejs.org/en/blog/rele...

This release marks the transition of Node.js 24.x into Long Term Support (LTS). It will continue to receive updates through to the end of April 2028.

28.10.2025 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. I was going to get one for my office but I donโ€™t have a good place to stash it. My wifeโ€™s office is in a spare bedroom so she slides it under the bed.

23.10.2025 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my wife has one so I gave it a spin. It's fine for meetings but I couldn't write code and walk at the same time, I guess I'm not special enough.

23.10.2025 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s been EOL since last April, so Iโ€™d say yes.

23.10.2025 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
21.10.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OpenAIโ€™s โ€˜embarrassingโ€™ math | TechCrunch No, GPT-5 did not solve a bunch of previously unsolved math problems.

An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them

techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...

20.10.2025 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2946 ๐Ÿ” 846 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

Oh I thought you were being clever. Well anyways, excited to get through this one!

20.10.2025 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Started approachable open source and I see what you did there mr psoterchild @brianmuenzenmeyer.com

20.10.2025 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Boys Podcast - SNL
Boys Podcast - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

youtu.be/ID1jre5kmUI?...
Lol #snackhomiez #snl

19.10.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nice relaxing Sunday watching football on deck after a long week at @jsconf.bsky.social

19.10.2025 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear. Did you get to explore Baltimore for a bit today though?

18.10.2025 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More pop punk I assume?

18.10.2025 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your APM vendors (New Relic and @sentry.io) have a fun chat at @jsconf.bsky.social. Random @cloudflare.social master in the mix too ๐Ÿ˜€

16.10.2025 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0