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Technology and National Security Studies at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory Opinions my own. What do I look like? A shill?

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07.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Girl Scouts unimpressed after troop teams up with cannabis dispensary Girl Scout cookie season runs from January through April

I don't know how I feel about this, but as a marketing tie-in, it's brilliant

Girl Scouts highly unimpressed after New Jersey troop teams up with local cannabis dispensary to sell cookies | The Independent share.google/bZXNIHTeBsFk...

07.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spelling Bee rejecting MANCITY

Spelling Bee rejecting MANCITY

Not footy fans

26.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Concomitant not in the NYT Spelling Bee word list.

Concomitant not in the NYT Spelling Bee word list.

I haven't been this annoyed since colloidal wasn't a word

21.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also my train is late. And I miss Zurich

21.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A clock at a train station in Philadelphia, in the United States of America, the nation that pioneered the idea of timekeeping of mind-bending precision starting with the ammonia maser and now maintains clocks accurate to billionths of a second, that has the minute hand at twelve and the hour hand somewhere between six and seven.

A clock at a train station in Philadelphia, in the United States of America, the nation that pioneered the idea of timekeeping of mind-bending precision starting with the ammonia maser and now maintains clocks accurate to billionths of a second, that has the minute hand at twelve and the hour hand somewhere between six and seven.

It's 5:30. Not only is the clock at 30th Street Station wrong, it's impossible

21.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel for you. They will break our hearts in the end, like always

15.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Who plays Harold? Fozzy?

07.02.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone said Hugh Jackman yet? Because the right answer is Hugh Jackman performing Marian the Librarian with Miss Piggy

07.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lego’s Smart Brick Gives the Iconic Analog Toy a New Digital Brain The new sensor-packed Smart Play Brick will land this spring as part of a special Star Wars collection. The update adds interactive lights and sound to the Lego experienceβ€”including the minifigs.

Little kids should make their own light saber noises

Lego’s Smart Brick Gives the Iconic Analog Toy a New Digital Brain | WIRED share.google/N8DxqLDTtrEh...

10.01.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Ikea help guy, who has always had a good old wired handset connect to a trusty landline to Ikea to get you help when you needed it now has a cellphone and probably is just relying on AI slop

The Ikea help guy, who has always had a good old wired handset connect to a trusty landline to Ikea to get you help when you needed it now has a cellphone and probably is just relying on AI slop

Landlines really are dead even for #ikea

04.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many have said to me that things need to be "flushed out." They're not always wrong.

01.01.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Your 2026 Word

picturesque

Your 2026 Word picturesque

not a lot that is "charming or quaint in appearance" around here these days

01.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of White House memo recording approval of the Metric Conversion Act

Image of White House memo recording approval of the Metric Conversion Act

The Metric Conversion Act was signed into law 50 years ago today. That's nearly three score kilofathoms

24.12.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
New York Times Spelling Bee rejects dunkel

New York Times Spelling Bee rejects dunkel

Dunkel beer from Marshall Brewing of Tulsa Oklahoma

Dunkel beer from Marshall Brewing of Tulsa Oklahoma

If they're brewing it in Oklahoma the word has entered the language

23.12.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bystander Tackled and Disarmed One of the Sydney Gunmen, Video Shows

This guy should not pay for a drink for the rest of his life.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/w...

14.12.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Catholic school education, K-12, made it a point to say that evolution was consistent with the Bible. In high school, Father Pierre Teilhard de Chardin was part of the religious syllabus.

01.12.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant I don't swear very much here because I can block all of the mouth-breathing assholes who piss me off

30.11.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not aware of any Nobel prizes that have come out of office parks in New Brunswick

27.11.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite that simple. Broken up and parts were sold to Nokia, including Bell Labs. Nokia is now vacating the legendary Bell Labs Murray Hill facility, where I spent some time early in my career, to move Bell Labs to an office park in New Brunswick.

27.11.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to get IT people to care about this because most of them think baud means b/s

27.11.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That did it. Just cancelled. No reason to repeat speculation from someone with no credibility. Honestly, what's the point of paying for journalism if they're afraid to say an uncredible source is not credible?

27.11.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So you're telling me they don't like hearing about old girlfriends?

26.11.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting discussion of woodpeckers on a recent Science Friday

pod.link/73329284/epi...

26.11.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still stuck. Is Thanksgiving a verb? Is Thanks a verb and the kerning is wrong? Should I read Didion as "did on?" πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

21.11.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is helpful, though, to have an actual example of begging the question

17.11.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.11.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oates once berated me at a book signing so maybe Elon and I agree on one thing

12.11.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it's possible to be smart, interesting, and despicable

11.11.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love my induction stovetop but hate needing to navigate the touch panel when the oatmeal is about to boil over

11.11.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0