Machine Pun Kelly

So Iraq's WMDs, Iran's nuclear weapons, and Donald Trump's healthcare plan walk into a bar...

Stop me if you heard this one.

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*man.

Man. Oops.

Someone needs to give this many Presidential Medal of Freedom.

They hate me because I fight. They attack me because I win.

I will do everything I can to protect free and fair elections. I will never back down.

Bartender looks up and says, "Oh, I thought I heard something."

Why did the toilet need a seat?

He was feeling a little flushed.

Graph showcasing the latest poll by Evanston Roundtable, with a photo of Kat covering her mouth so excited about what she sees. Copy reads: WE HAVE THE JUICE! Daniel Biss: 24% (no change) Kat Abughazaleh: 20% (+3 since last poll) Laura Fine: 14% (-2 since last poll) All others: 10% or less Undecided: 17% (-5 since last poll) March 9-10, 2026 survey of 741 likely Democratic primary voters using text-to-web and IVR phone, commissioned by the Evanston RoundTable.

This is a two way race.

Kim: The vast majority of what I hear in these classified briefings can be said publicly, but they intentionally do this to as a tactic to be able to prevent the American people from hearing and questioning what it is that they're doing.

They know that the American people do not want a war

Murder is such a hoot.

So Iraq's WMDs, Iran's nuclear weapons, and Donald Trump's healthcare plan walk into a bar...

Stop me if you heard this one.

Music is the soul of the movement.

“Hands Off! Melt ICE” drops March 23!

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I used to hide my autism because
I was scared of being judged. Now
I don’t. Because being autistic isn’t
something to fix or hide it’s part of
who I am. I’ve struggled. I’ve grown.
I’m still learning to love myself.

Being autistic is part of who
I am, and I wouldn’t trade it for
anything. People on the autism
spectrum often bring incredible
intelligence, creativity, and unique
perspectives to the world.

The Pun Show: The Iran War and the Economy 📱 YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly

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The Pun Show: The Iran War and the Economy YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly

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Twitch Twitch is the world

Starting NOW! The Pun Show! I discuss how the war in Iran is impacting the economy.

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I prefer Presidents who aren't sociopaths.

Sure!

I'll let you know how they taste. Apparently, they have a salt-and-vinegar flavor.

I do various veggies. I like to do a mash and then mix them with fermented cream to make a salad dressing.

I also do kefir and yogurt. I double-ferment with fruit.

I'm trying fermented fries for the first time.

And kombucha, water kefir and ginger bug.

Well ain't that some shit.

Thanks!

One thing people often misunderstand
about autism: If I’m talking to you and
not making eye contact, it doesn’t mean
I’m not paying attention. Sometimes
eye contact is overwhelming. Looking
away actually helps me listen better. 😊

The Microbiome Secret Behind Why Healthy Food Works YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly

A little bit about what I've been learning about food and gut health, and a large part of the reason I lost 50 pounds without trying. youtu.be/VVjKRo-QdyE

Behind the Hunger Strike: Swift Justice Continues Fight for ‘Prisoners’ Rights’ - UNICORN RIOT Kenneth 'Swift Justice' Traywick started starving himself November 20, 2025, striking in solidarity with 'prisoners' across Alabama and the United States.

On November 20, 2025, Kenneth “Swift Justice” Traywick started starving himself. This wasn’t his first hunger strike.

The Pun Show: Trump's Ultimatum and Iran War Update. 📱 YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly

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