yeahnoforreal

As always, fuck the Supreme Court

A Ferby on fire staring at a laptop

Another day in America

I did not play about these

well the upside of having to take my car to the mechanic is that I got to sit and eat an ice cream cone afterwards from the Normal truck :)

A drawing of three crabs with three knives

GET EM BOYZ

I have to do an at-home sleep study tonight and i'm really feeling like him rn

taking my inner child to the park and leaving her ther e

my lyft driver is just playing jazz and I think its healing me

I believe in god only in the sense that when bad things happen to me I have someone to blame

sometimes you have the worst anxiety attack you've had in years so you get under your weighted blanket but it still smells like your dead dog and you just start sobbing. thats normal right

[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence

coming to terms with the fact that I might be a morning person

so I cant even watch the new season of jersey shore family vacation without paying for the entire season? fuck awffff im mad

in my walkable neighborhood era (for real this time) and im so happy!! my little 6 min walk to work is so refreshing and im way more energized all day bc of it

How about this

the new hire I'm training today asked if I have OCD

oh my god the sun!!! she's back!!!!

The vibe is

i fear I may have puked all my brains out the other night :/

My food poisoning decided to show up while I was driving on Sunday night, so I cleaned my car Monday night after I felt well enough to, and now my car won't start!

i am without a doubt the unluckiest person i know. like it's fucking cartoonish

Sorry I read into it when you texted me when I was about to text you it’s just that I believe in magic

oil painting of a pair of hands making a dog shadow puppet. the hands are lit and the shadow of a coyote head is projected on the background, which has a wall-like texture made with modelling paste. a four-pointed star is where the coyote's eye would be

projection
#oilpainting

would not recommend being so physically ill that you fall asleep on the floor next to the trash can

amazing how i went from having a horrible cold to having horrible food poisoning with only like a week of relative health in between. ready 4 death

oh fuck it looks so good!!

I have a stick n poke just above the ditch and it was super bruised for like three weeks. godspeed 🫡

A SKELTON GRABBIN THERE HEAD AND IT SAY'S " I FEAR NOTHING!!!! EXCEPT : THE SOUND OF PEOPLE EATING, STRANGER TOUCHING ME, FREINDS ALL SECRETLY HATE ME, ELEVATOR CHOPS ME IN HALF AS IM GETTING INN, STEP IN WET WHILE WEARING SOCK'S, SOMETIMES SCARED NO REASON " BUT EVERY OTHER THING CAN KISS MY DAMB ASS!!! I FEAR NO MAN OR RULE'S OF MAN!!!!! I CURSE THE SYSTEMS WHO KEEP THERE KNEES ON OUR HEADS I CURSE ALL MANAGER'S COPS BOSSES INVESTORS AND COMPUTERS!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNLESS YOU ASK NICELY THEN I FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO IT! ILL DO IT BUT I WONT LIKE IT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I FEAR NOTHING - dashare.zone ADMIN

made the mistake of touching a bottle of vetiver oil that was leaking and now I can't get it off my hands and I Do Not like the smell