Feeple Murphy (@feeple-murphy)

AO3 servers 5 minutes after they finally manage to fix everything

02.03.2026 22:47 👍 1212 🔁 41 💬 2 📌 0

Using the word 'Brat' as a term of endearment >>>>>>>>>>>>

24.02.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Woah, awesome

05.02.2026 02:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True and real

04.02.2026 04:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

girls kissing :3

WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE
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01.02.2026 07:00 👍 71 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

people will look at this and say
"literally me"

31.01.2026 06:13 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

HELL YEAH

29.01.2026 05:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Emphasis on the 'hot'

28.01.2026 00:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hawk Tuah man

27.01.2026 07:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's pretty cool

26.01.2026 21:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh....my penis is big....

25.01.2026 10:25 👍 51 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

"not everyone has a penis, but those who do are destined to attempt to suck it." -Aristotle probably

25.01.2026 01:04 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I think the most character-accurate Sans cosplay someone could do would just be to wear a plain white T-shirt with "Sans Cosplay" written on it

23.01.2026 21:40 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I think it was fate

23.01.2026 03:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh....my penis is big....

22.01.2026 10:26 👍 59 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 0

I can't believe I forgot about this absolutely horrific tragedy. I don't know how I'll survive 15 hours of this

21.01.2026 08:45 👍 69 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💧︎□︎ ⧫︎❒︎◆︎♏︎ ♌︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎

20.01.2026 22:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if....girls?

20.01.2026 05:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well, you're my friend whether you like it or not

18.01.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh....my penis is big....

14.01.2026 10:25 👍 57 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0

Oh....my penis is big....

11.01.2026 09:10 👍 48 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0

Erica

08.01.2026 13:35 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Oh....my penis is big....

06.01.2026 09:10 👍 47 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

Dwight D. Penisblower

06.01.2026 02:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Scary story (warning: Sceary 😨):

I was jorking my penis, when all of a sudden... Dwight D. Eisenhower!

06.01.2026 02:31 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Before ragebaiting was called ragebaiting, it was called trolling, and before it was called trolling, it was called being an asshole

03.01.2026 05:33 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Would you settle for 2 billion dollar?

05.01.2026 04:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Slurp like noodle

04.01.2026 07:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Winging my ding as I type this

02.01.2026 01:00 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

wing my ding till i gaster

01.01.2026 09:45 👍 25 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 2

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