Normal Person

well yeah he’s not gonna fuck markwayne Mullin

hey chucky! so close! we actually will settle for nothing short of *abolishing* ice. but I understand that concept might be difficult to grasp for a gently alive fossil such as yourself

yassified masc Katya Zamolodchikova

There’s only one way to solve this: they both go under the jail

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT CHUCK

I am so mad. I have nothing productive to add. But I feel like if you’re anything other than vehemently against the govt executing citizens in broad daylight for the crime of defending their neighbors I think you’re a piece of shit person and can’t wait till ur pushing daisies

I think a good punching-a-hole-in-my-wall-with-my-head would fix me

poop endorses fart

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

hey so this didn’t work and I still can’t link my account, please please please…. I just want to join!!!

Jimmy Kimmel is a great example of how pushback works and also how completely craven Shari Redstone was canceling Colbert

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

doesn’t fix :((((((

Sure would love to sign in and create a @skylight.social account but it quite literally won’t let me. ‘authentication error’ ok authenticate deez

(all love I just want to log in)
((xo))

It’s crazy how I’m 31 years old and still I can get so entirely mentally derailed by a new crush. This part of my brain has not aged past 13 I think. I’m doodling our names together on a notebook

I tried so fucking hard to get this shipment out today. It needs to go out today. But every goddamn chain in the chain of events that would allow me to get this shipment out today failed me. I am defeated so it goes out tomorrow. I screamed into a pillow but that’s not enough. does anyone have a gun

girl why do I have the Fisher Price Baby DJ set tune stuck in my head when I do not have a baby nor have I ever been in the same room as a Fisher Price Baby DJ set. you watch a tiktok one time and your brain never lets you live it down

at this point I do not know how or why F1 is different than nascar and I don’t really care to ask

is it part of CVS’s company culture to have at least one screaming baby in all stores at all times of day and night

he made his k dealer relocate to DC, cant just leave cold turkey. until he finds him a new place elsewhere, of course

Contradicting HHS Secretary Shit From A Butt, CDC recommends using toilet paper and showering regularly for keeping your rear clean & disease-free

my body is a finely tuned machine. in goes food and out comes piss and shit. sometimes fart

are any ideas truly original? or does every new idea in part stem from a root of subsequent, previous ideas? meaning that nothing is original, rather evolutions of previous selves?

Fork found in kitchen

pardoning doofus Chauvin feels like the GOP going “pleeeeeeeeeease riot you aren’t rioting like we want you to oh please oh please oh pleeeeeassse” to the Black community. a desperate attempt at a reaction. and y’all are not giving it to them and I love and respect u for that

one of the more infuriating aspects of this bipartisan gerontocracy we are held captive in is that I - for the life of me - do not understand why they don’t want to retire. why do you WANT to work long past the point of becoming a gently alive corpse? have you heard of the beach???

in defense of the people of New York, the mayor does not work for us. they work for the NYPD, real estate market and wall st. and those MFs make damn sure any mayoral candidate with a modicum of sympathy for the working class gets pushed out. anyways I’m voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

three cats where each one is named Edgar, Allen, and Poe

I think it’s totally cool that trump was gifted the Not A Bribe Plane!!! what a beautiful plane that is not at all a bribe. personally I think RFK jr should take it to work & on other little mundane trips. have him spend as much time in that Not A Bribe plane as possible. for no reason… of course

ok so now we’re just importing racists