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Basically, I just deleted my old Twitter account and started one here. Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.

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“Tamed the Wild West”

Gross

25.02.2026 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in Winnipeg. He’ll be received with resounding boos

25.02.2026 03:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤞

25.02.2026 03:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup

25.02.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Connor Hellebyuck

25.02.2026 02:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Also currently embarrassing to be a Jets fan (“Hi, Don!”) 🤦‍♀️

23.02.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂

22.02.2026 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Technically we don’t know they’re not backseat driving the whole way down…

21.02.2026 20:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TEAM CANADA 🇨🇦 MEDAL SCHEDULE

Canada 🇨🇦 vs USA 🇺🇸 for women’s curling bronze at 8am ET on Saturday

Canada 🇨🇦 vs Great Britain 🇬🇧 for men’s curling gold at 1pm ET on Saturday.

Canada 🇨🇦 vs USA 🇺🇸 for men’s hockey gold at 8am ET on Sunday.

48 hours left at the Olympics.

20.02.2026 22:40 👍 246 🔁 65 💬 10 📌 4

Love how Ted Lieu turned her Merrick Garland talking point back around on Bondi

11.02.2026 16:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This congressman from Memphis focusing only on Memphis is infuriating

11.02.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look how simpering Bondi becomes once Gym starts speaking. She smugly ignored Raskin

11.02.2026 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the mediocre white man is too dim to realize that HE’s the DEI hire

10.02.2026 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Except for NYE, which seems to be Vanilla Ice's special night

09.02.2026 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're the style guy, I expected you to show some respect and call them by their proper name: jorts

09.02.2026 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And that poor little boy will never be the same

01.02.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hug someone you love today #Caturday

31.01.2026 20:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

31.01.2026 17:58 👍 14758 🔁 1628 💬 288 📌 66

How would we know? No one’s seen it

30.01.2026 22:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Like everyone else, our officers just want to go home to our families at night. The violence and dehumanization of these men and women who are simply enforcing the law must stop.”

She’s SO close to getting it…

27.01.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.01.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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26.01.2026 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Feels like not the night to make to make a joke involving guns #snl #monologue

25.01.2026 04:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe write another useless book, Jake?

24.01.2026 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But aren’t they signing their own warrants?

24.01.2026 15:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember in 2024, Jake Tapper said something similar on Seth Meyers’ show. Something along the lines of him being good for ratings.

23.01.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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23.01.2026 04:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gym Jordan caring more about phone records than addressing Trump’s guilt

22.01.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cohen's doing it - well done!

22.01.2026 16:59 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG LET HIM FINISH A SENTENCE!

22.01.2026 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0