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trust no one. yell at everyone. insist on being driven to work in a party trolley.

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

03.03.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 42473 πŸ” 8526 πŸ’¬ 320 πŸ“Œ 195

I heard This Modern Love for the first time in years last night. This ends with Bloc Party in my top 5 artists for 2025 wrapped.

23.01.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

iOS 19 you can highlight a word and then hit the shift key to make it all caps. Tim Apple I give you this idea for free

01.01.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there are too many dogs at the mall good lord

14.12.2024 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the Coronation of Napoleon at Versailles last summer and was like β€œI need to know more about this guy” and so I spent the whole first quarter of the year listening to that backlog. I really like it but reading a biography would’ve been faster lol

04.12.2024 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Portrait of a Mentally Unwell Lady on Fire

04.12.2024 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you think you’re doing okay in life and then you have stress dreams because you watched the diplomat too close to bedtime

15.11.2024 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when are the good nocontext accounts gonna move here, that’s who i need

14.11.2024 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think the sickest people in the world would be in the hospital but actually they’re all at the airport.

12.11.2024 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to talk to Tim Cook about the inconsistent and at times unmanageable lengths of his tv episodes

12.11.2024 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My BFF and I keep passing through the same airports on the same days but out of sync… Welcome back, WGA, because in the right hands, this is a romcom

28.09.2023 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A girl walks out of Barbie and immediately starts listening to Put Me in the Car or a girl doesn’t survive Barbie at all.

22.07.2023 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching John Wick 4 and saying β€œI was just there!!” during the Paris fights to the delight of all my friends.

08.07.2023 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If this doesn’t work out, I’ll just find the nearest void and start screaming into it once every few weeks.

03.07.2023 16:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0